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Best of 'Daniel, Ma Belle'
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 8:56 pm
by longlostposter
Welcome to the best of the "Daniel, Ma Belle" thread. As most everyone knows, the "Ma Belle" thread is now the most massive on the forum. It was started by Consideration, whom, I'm sure, had no idea what a monster it would become. As of this writing, the thread stands at 380 pages.
What follows in these summary pages is absolute hilarity. I have never laughed so hard as I did while we built the "Ma Belle" thread.
We kindly ask that no one comment in this thread, so that the flow will be maintained for the enjoyment of all. If you would like to comment, please do so in the original "Daniel, Ma Belle" thread in Daniel character discussion.
How to read this thread:
In order to conserve space, we formatted this "best of" thread in a way that we felt was compact and easy to read. When you read one post, you read it from the inside out, just as you would any other thread; however, when you move to the next post, once again start at the innermost post. This is how to get the continuity that will allow you to enjoy this thread to it's utmost.
Carry on, and become part of the insanity.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:03 pm
by longlostposter
longlostposter wrote:Kassia, don't interfere, my sweet. You may become a paraplegic for life.
I
me some Consideration.
However, as much as I love you, my sista, when it comes to the fabulously gorgeous DB, it is no holds barred.
Therefore:
*pokes Consideration in the eye*
*runs away with Daniel to Texas while Consideration is blinded*
I have Daniel, muhahahahaha
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:04 pm
by longlostposter
longlostposter wrote:Consideration wrote:kittenishtrance wrote:Maybe Hymn of One does polygamy and you two and Daniel can join, then live happily ever after. (???)
You only think that.
What no one knows is this:
I WAS ONE OF THOSE WHO KIDNAPPED DANIEL!
The first time.
And, technically, I didn't kidnap him. I cheered those who did on. And then I got to hang out with him in Oppy's HQ.
Remember spin art? That was me. I programmed Danny B to love me!
Muahahahahahha!
Look at my ninja skills!
Never, kittenish! There can be only one (and I'm not referring to a hymn)!
Consideration, what you say is LIES. ALL LIES! Look in the mirror. Do you see what I see, Consideration?
Emails Warpylol to get rid of the bothersome Consideration.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:06 pm
by longlostposter
chershaytoute wrote:longlostposter wrote:consideration wrote:Juli, you are a worthy foe.
As are you, Consideration.
Now admit defeat!
Just sweeping up from the first round... You did terrible awful things on this floor!
Okay, ladies...round two may begin at your whim and your will (just let me get outta the way!)
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:06 pm
by longlostposter
A short break, during which Ms. Kari (aka colbertnationgirl) decides that she wants to join the battle for Daniel.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:07 pm
by longlostposter
colbertnationgirl wrote:longlostposter wrote:colbertnationgirl wrote: That's because Chelsey stole my laser gun! I have it back now.
*smites Kari with huge club from behind and steals her laser gun*
You just can't seem to hold on to that thing, can you, Kari?
*tackles Juli from behind and steals back laser gun*
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:22 pm
by longlostposter
longlostposter wrote:HeartofSorrow wrote:longlostposter wrote:Share Daniel? This is blasphemous.
Just why don't you all sleep with him at one time. The poor guy needs it bad.
I'll tell you what, share your bf with me. I need it bad too.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:35 pm
by longlostposter
Break in the humor until the gentlemen HeartofSorrow reveals something very interesting about himself.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:47 pm
by longlostposter
HeartofSorrow wrote:longlostposter wrote:HeartofSorrow wrote:Besides instead of you girls fighting over him all of yall need to get together take him to the bed room and bang his brains out. What better way for him to forget about Alex then have a bunch of naked woman surronding him? If that happend to me I wouldn't remember who my first love was.
Methinks HeartofSorrow is one very lonely, horny guy.
You would be too if you haven't had any in three years, one month, and six days.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:49 pm
by longlostposter
To which Mincartaugh adds his own revelation.
mincartaugh wrote:Try 10 years, 7 months. I don't remember days or less. After 10 years it doesn't seem important to keep track.
But, hey, I'm old as the hills and poor as dirt. No girl would look twice at that.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 10:50 pm
by longlostposter
longlostposter wrote:HeartofSorrow wrote:consideration wrote:Where's the flee and hide smiley? I kinda need that one now.
Can I video tape the fight, please?
No.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:09 pm
by longlostposter
And then the bloodshed began in earnest.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:18 pm
by longlostposter
longlostposter wrote:Juli: Daniel, look what she did to me.
Daniel: Don't worry honey. I've got you covered.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:23 pm
by longlostposter
At which point, Consideration misquoted my conversation with Daniel thusly:
consideration wrote:longlostposter wrote:Juli: Daniel, look what she did to me.
Daniel: Don't worry honey. I've got you covered. Oh wait, nevermind. I'm completely in love with Consideration. See ya, bitch.
Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 11:29 pm
by longlostposter
colbertnationgirl wrote:consideration wrote:longlostposter wrote:*Sets Consideration's house on fire and kisses Daniel. Takes pic for avatar*
Haha I nuked you, Juli.
*Runs in and pushes Juli out of the way, kisses Daniel.*
