The Magical Soda Machine

tricky-ticky-tavi · Post by **tricky-ticky-tavi** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:03 pm

Get = a very slippery soda

Inserts a roll of paper towels

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:05 pm

Get - A Yeast infection. LOL.

*Inserts a flavored condom*

tricky-ticky-tavi · Post by **tricky-ticky-tavi** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:06 pm

Get - a condom flavored lollipop

*inserts a wheel of cheddar cheese

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:08 pm

Get - shredded cheese with mold on it.

*Inserts a baby bottle pop*

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:16 pm

You get a normal lollipop.

*Insert chocolate bar*

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:17 pm

You get a golden ticket.

*Inserts a thong.*

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:31 pm

You get a teeny weeny bikini.

*Inserts a fat stomach*

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:52 pm

Get a anorexic stomach.

*Inserts that penis pill advertised in commercials on tv with the guys smiling all funny and whistling* enzine?

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:06 pm

Get the penis patch and all the viagra you could possibly desire and

(insert) **end up with all those wicked-cool side effects you are supposed to get!**

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 12:56 pm

Get - Four dollars.

*Insert a penis shaped tic-tac*

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:22 pm

Get-a note saying, "Stop putting pornographic stuff in this machine (or it will explode in 5 seconds!)

*inserts bomb*

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:11 pm

You get a cloned baby of George Bush.

*inserts my tongue*

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:07 pm

You get a tongue ring..

*Inserts a jock strap*

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:35 pm

You get the minnesota footbal team!! lol

*inserts boogers*

mindinflight · Post by **mindinflight** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:56 pm

You get dirty Kleenex.

*inserts Jonas' boxers*