BORING VID = NEW SCRIPT
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:07 pm
Jonas: *kicks the dirt and looks off camera*
Daniel: *sighs heavily* I could be making $7.25 an hour pumping gas and selling over-cooked hot dogs at the Gas N' Eats... instead, we're out here watching Bree's laundry dry.
Jonas: *pans camera to Bree's underwear hanging on the line*...tragically, that's the only way we'll see Bree's underwear.
Daniel: *looks right into camera* Why do girls wear thongs? I mean, seriously... that can't feel good?
Jonas: I dunno', man! I think they're kind of hot.
Daniel: *lays back on the dirt* What is Bree doing in there, anyway?
Jonas: *pans camera back to the bunker*
Daniel: *raises himself up on one elbow and combs through his hair with the other hand*... it's like she doesn't even exist anymore.
Jonas: I think she's trying to find the new girl.
Daniel: How do we even know there *is* a new girl? Wasn't the ceremony supposed to be like last year?
Jonas: Maybe it's a tri-annual ceremony?
Daniel: *nostalgic look on his face* ...$7.25 an hour, man. And, hot dogs. Burnt, crispy...hot dogs. *drools like Homer Simpson*
End clip.
Daniel: *sighs heavily* I could be making $7.25 an hour pumping gas and selling over-cooked hot dogs at the Gas N' Eats... instead, we're out here watching Bree's laundry dry.
Jonas: *pans camera to Bree's underwear hanging on the line*...tragically, that's the only way we'll see Bree's underwear.
Daniel: *looks right into camera* Why do girls wear thongs? I mean, seriously... that can't feel good?
Jonas: I dunno', man! I think they're kind of hot.
Daniel: *lays back on the dirt* What is Bree doing in there, anyway?
Jonas: *pans camera back to the bunker*
Daniel: *raises himself up on one elbow and combs through his hair with the other hand*... it's like she doesn't even exist anymore.
Jonas: I think she's trying to find the new girl.
Daniel: How do we even know there *is* a new girl? Wasn't the ceremony supposed to be like last year?
Jonas: Maybe it's a tri-annual ceremony?
Daniel: *nostalgic look on his face* ...$7.25 an hour, man. And, hot dogs. Burnt, crispy...hot dogs. *drools like Homer Simpson*
End clip.