Romantic(or sexy) ideas(or stories)

Hooda17 · Post by **Hooda17** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:16 am

stuart2004 wrote: ok whiney hiney I am still here

*swoon*

(and by *swoon* i mean *slap*)

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:19 am

Hooda17 wrote:
stuart2004 wrote: ok whiney hiney I am still here
*swoon*

(and by *swoon* i mean *slap*)

first off how did you manage to screw up the quote

lol

and second

Hooda17 · Post by **Hooda17** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:45 am

Fine, back on topic. Alright.. call me butch, but romance isn't very appealing to me. I like sweet, but I don't like men who think they're going to charm me just by being stereotypically romantic. To me, romantic is not buying me gifts or anything.. here are my top five romantic things:

1. Offering to go to the grocery store when I have to work late
2. Going out to start my car when it is 40 below
3. Recognizing when I'm in a horribly awkward social situation and swooping in to rescue me
4. Taking care of me when I'm sick and most unappealing
5. Hearing me out even when I'm clearly just being ornery and irrational

Those things make me swoon. Sure I love flowers and candy, but there is something so hot about a man who will put me first even when it means he will be suffering something unpleasant himself. That is true romance, at least for me.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:27 am

Top five lists are cool!

Top five romantic things for me:

#5. A chick that enjoys watching football with me.

#4. A hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washes my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing.

#3. A smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me or washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing, brings me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball.

#2. An incredibly smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing or bringing me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball, is being eye-candy for me and my friends in the billiard room and serving us drinks.

#1. Strolling with a beautiful woman along an Hawaiian beach, enjoying a stimulating intellectual conversation while listening to Mozart's "Quartet in A for Strings," played by an astonishingly smoking hot quartet of chicks who have just then brought me four steak sandwiches after having washed my car while wearing bikinis.

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:33 am

Ok APO you got me I almost thought you had a real post I should have know

Hooda17 · Post by **Hooda17** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:14 am

ApotheosisAZ wrote:Top five lists are cool! Top five romantic things for me:

#5. A chick that enjoys watching football with me.

#4. A hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washes my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing.

#3. A smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me or washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing, brings me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball.

#2. An incredibly smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing or bringing me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball, is being eye-candy for me and my friends in the billiard room and serving us drinks.

#1. Strolling with a beautiful woman along an Hawaiian beach, enjoying a stimulating intellectual conversation while listening to Mozart's "Quartet in A for Strings," played by an astonishingly smoking hot quartet of chicks who have just then brought me four steak sandwiches after having washed my car while wearing bikinis.

LMAO!!!! Apo, you kill me!!

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:52 am

lol Apotheosis.

I'm with Hooda17 though...i love it when my guy actually goes out of his way to do something for me, even if he has to give up something or 'suffer' in the process.

BallsyMcD · Post by **BallsyMcD** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:20 pm

AutoPilate wrote:This thread is so gay.

raindown · Post by **raindown** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:30 pm

BallsyMcD wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:This thread is so gay.

muwhahaha.
that kept me laughing for minutes.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:40 pm

Hooda17 wrote:Fine, back on topic. Alright.. call me butch, but romance isn't very appealing to me. I like sweet, but I don't like men who think they're going to charm me just by being stereotypically romantic. To me, romantic is not buying me gifts or anything.. here are my top five romantic things:

1. Offering to go to the grocery store when I have to work late
2. Going out to start my car when it is 40 below
3. Recognizing when I'm in a horribly awkward social situation and swooping in to rescue me
4. Taking care of me when I'm sick and most unappealing
5. Hearing me out even when I'm clearly just being ornery and irrational

Those things make me swoon. Sure I love flowers and candy, but there is something so hot about a man who will put me first even when it means he will be suffering something unpleasant himself. That is true romance, at least for me.

here is how I am as a boyfriend:
Every argument we could ever be in, I will lose. No question. I lose by default

I would not only take care of you when you are sick I will wait on you hand and foot.

I will do any chore you are too tired to do.

I will basically be a whipped little bitch...that is how I feel a good man should be.

kristenjane · Post by **kristenjane** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:45 pm

Kenny... I would never like my guy to be a whipped little bitch.

My boyfriend can get away with being a dick to me at time because he will do sweet things every once in a while (today he bought me a bouquet of roses and daises)
You need to find a happy medium of a*****e and romantic.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:25 pm

Gah, no bitch-boys for me. I want a man, not another me.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:28 pm

Want a really sexy story, head over the Party Thread archives, lol!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:30 pm

cup o' noodles wrote:Want a really sexy story, head over the Party Thread archives, lol!

Is there a place where they're archived? Hmm, BK, I know you're gonna read this---is there a dark basement somewhere where these nuggets of pure awesomnisity are kept?

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:34 pm

Mirage wrote:
cup o' noodles wrote:Want a really sexy story, head over the Party Thread archives, lol!
Is there a place where they're archived? Hmm, BK, I know you're gonna read this---is there a dark basement somewhere where these nuggets of pure awesomnisity are kept?

Ya! Search Party Thread and the archives will probably come up.