I'm posting a modified version of the chat in which the DanielBeast posts and the posts pertaining to his posts are kept and all the chaff is gone. That way it's less confusing to read. Sorry about the form change:
The Daniel Beast Chat session without all the back chatter
Daniel: doindoingdoing what
squirrelgirl: you should get Jonas to write you into his will so in case this whole Order chasing thing turns bad
[00:11:51] danielbeast: YEAH squirrel
[00:11:52] danielbeast: YEAH
blackitty: [to danielbeast] see, I gotta tell ya DB. This is tough because I'm not a fan of Jonas and I like you a bunch. I don't know what to say about the drinking though
samara: Daniel, I sense that you're actually jealous of Jonas. Why would you be jealous of him? He's a punk.
danielbeast: TURN OFERE uRRRRR cams and misc
[00:12:21] danielbeast: jealous!?!?!? whatever
[00:12:25] iiAMnina: jonas is a hottieee
[00:12:38] danielbeast: SHUT UP iiiaMA NININNANANANAN
[00:12:40] OhEmGeeItsLily: I bet I could drink you under the table, Daniel.
[00:12:42] blackitty: [to danielbeast] but...since it's really pointless to teach a lesson right now, I say we have fun with drunk DB
[00:12:47] danielbeast: NO WAY LILY
[00:12:50] squirrelgirl: What's up with all this DB hating?!
[00:12:54] honeybeem627: do you think that something's going on with Bree & Jonas, daniel?
[00:12:56] danielbeast: YEAH
[00:13:00] iiAMnina: lol you're hot too daniel
[00:13:02] danielbeast: no hating
[00:13:34] danielbeast: I LOVE ALL OF YOU
[00:13:40] immortal1: Lily will not be an enabler!
[00:13:42] Celestia88: I LOVE YOU TOO DANIELBEAST
[00:13:43] danielbeast: I"M fine
[00:13:53] danielbeast: i'm justttt buzzed
[00:14:15] OhEmGeeItsLily: He's drunk.
[00:14:23] immortal1: Beast you need to go find Ramdom Girl--you'll want to be sober for that
[00:14:25] danielbeast: ima fine
[00:14:34] danielbeast: YEAH immortal
[00:14:43] danielbeast: she was fOOOIEIINNNNNEEE!!!!!
[00:15:05] danielbeast: i liked that girl
[00:15:14] danielbeast: and i liked bree
[00:15:24] danielbeast: and i liked alex
[00:15:34] danielbeast: AND SCREW THEM ALLL!!!!!!
[00:15:37] mymindislost: you sure did like alex. DAMN! O_O
[00:15:39] OhEmGeeItsLily: NO SCREWING.
[00:15:40] OhEmGeeItsLily: MORE LOVIN'.
[00:15:42] fyreprincess: do you not like bree anymo
[00:15:49] squirrelgirl: Oh DB, you've got to find a girl who doesn't have any baggagere?
[00:15:55] xentis: well help bree and jonas work agains tthe oder and maybe you can "save" alex
[00:16:00] danielbeast: whatever
[00:16:13] danielbeast: the order fricking sucks
[00:16:16] truncatedslinky: it's okay, DB, i liked the same guy for 3 years and he went through three gf's
[00:16:21] danielbeast: i hate this crap
[00:16:25] danielbeast: i had a LIFE
[00:16:40] danielbeast: NOW WHAT DO I HAVE!?!
[00:16:46] squirrelgirl: You have all of us
[00:17:06] mymindislost: you can have me....
[00:17:10] mincartaugh: you have us
[00:17:13] danielbeast: awwwww thanksx squirrel and you guys
[00:17:15] ThaBeave: You know what's really good? An entire bottle of Wild Turkey.
[00:17:19] blackitty: DB, maybe finding a girl without a cult after her might be a nice change
[00:17:28] danielbeast: yeah beave FO SHO
[00:17:33] danielbeast: yeah kitty i know!!!
[00:17:38] Chelseyrl: yeah, you were on the right track at Pins & Pints with that Random Girl
[00:17:53] danielbeast: Yeah that girl, i wish i remembered that girl!!!!
[00:18:14] truncatedslinky: you know, there's a video o
[00:18:20] danielbeast: drama=hotf her
[00:18:25] truncatedslinky: you could watch it if you wanted to remember her
[00:18:42] Dejajeva: I'm lagging like a two cent whore.D
[00:18:46] danielbeast: i know trunacted... but i wish i RE
[00:19:02] danielbeast: HAHAHAHAH dejaMMVERE
[00:19:04] iiAMnina: ITS CUZ OF ALL THESE PPL WHO COME IN W/ THEIR CAMS AND MICS ON
[00:19:16] danielbeast: TURN YOUR CDAMERS OFFFF
[00:19:21] danielbeast: eeeeerrrrgh
[00:19:27] samara: I want to give Daneil a hug.
[00:19:29] rocksmysocks: yes the cameras and mics are making the chat lag
[00:19:53] danielbeast: i need a hug
[00:20:06] danielbeast: *pouts*
[00:20:45] danielbeast: rumrum rum rum your boat
[00:21:14] honeybeem627: Rum? Is that what you're drinking?
[00:21:16] DeathsLie: mm coconut run
[00:21:17] danielbeast: HUG IT OUTTTTT
[00:21:37] danielbeast: rum allummm a lumlum
[00:21:46] samara: Daniel, how are you buying more booze when you lost your fake ID?
[00:21:48] mincartaugh: Daniel, hmmmphhhh (that's blowing you a hug)
[00:21:59] danielbeast: I got skillz samara
[00:22:14] danielbeast: havnt you seen me breakin n entern
[00:22:22] Chelseyrl: Daniel, have you been thinking about leaving Bree & Jonas?
[00:22:33] danielbeast: EVERY DAY chels
[00:22:47] danielbeast: but i gotta bigggggg prblem
[00:22:50] danielbeast: gotta stay
[00:22:56] danielbeast: cant leaveee
[00:23:09] danielbeast: cuz i got the guilt
[00:23:30] ThaBeave: Daniel, I have beer and pizza here
[00:23:37] danielbeast: mmmmm pizzza
[00:23:44] danielbeast: beer
[00:23:54] danielbeast: YUMS
[00:23:47] Dejajeva: YOu're going to get hiyourself all screwed up, shoved into a hospital with freaking alcohol poising, then all your little order pals are going to come kill all your friends
[00:24:01] danielbeast: freak yeah deja,.... NOT
[00:24:35] mincartaugh: Daniel? Stay with us kid.
[00:24:49] danielbeast: YO YO YO
[00:25:11] truncatedslinky: so are there multiple rooms in the bunker?
[00:25:13] danielbeast: ugh i dont feeel sooooo good
[00:25:39] rocksmysocks: oh daniel do you know where p monkey and owen have been?
[00:25:55] danielbeast: I HATE THAT RAT
[00:26:15] Celestia88: which rat darling?
[00:26:24] danielbeast: P MONKEY THE RAT
[00:26:38] danielbeast: alll bree evere did was talk to that thing
[00:26:40] mincartaugh: p monkey?
[00:26:42] Chelseyrl: p.monkey
[00:26:44] danielbeast: who talks to a stuffed monke
[00:26:54] truncatedslinky: did she get rid of it?y!?!?!?
[00:26:52] OhEmGeeItsLily: So: Drunk Daniel - not hot. Running and working out Daniel - HOT. So get to it, Daniel. If you don't feel so good, you should stop drinking!
[00:27:06] danielbeast: i DONT KNOW
[00:27:24] samara: Daniel, I've got a hot sister willing to give you a big hug.
[00:27:26] danielbeast: I AM NOT DRUNK
[00:27:32] danielbeast: im buzzed
[00:27:38] danielbeast: thanks samara
[00:28:33] danielbeast: i wish squeeel
[00:28:41] danielbeast: squrrreelle
[00:28:59] theplotthickens: that's it DB go save the New Girl
[00:29:17] danielbeast: new girl smew girl
[00:29:22] ThaBeave: Daniel is totally not drunk.
[00:29:24] ThaBeave: You people are crazy.
[00:29:28] danielbeast: THANK YOU BEAVE
[00:29:34] danielbeast: im FINE
[00:30:18] stardust87: I'm not laggin Ashie
[00:30:30] danielbeast: LAG A LAL
[00:30:31] fyreprincess: hey DB... ever thought about boys? you and jonas could be a cute couple
[00:30:46] danielbeast: ew no
[00:30:55] samara: Daniel, can you do something for me?
[00:31:02] danielbeast: what?
[00:31:17] samara: Count from 1000 down...
[00:32:24] lissa: DB what's the diff between drunk and buzzed?
[00:32:31] danielbeast: i am buzzed
[00:32:33] blackitty: jonas? hotter? heck no!
[00:32:35] danielbeast: you are drunk
[00:32:54] DeathsLie: maybe they should ditch DB.....
[00:33:06] DeathsLie: mgiht knock some sense into his druniin ass
[00:33:07] Celestia88: -o_
[00:33:20] OhEmGeeItsLily: Leave him in the nasty ass bunker?
[00:33:27] danielbeast: they better not ditch me
[00:33:32] danielbeast: i didn'tatditch them!
[00:33:33] DeathsLie: yea
[00:33:35] Celestia88: I think Daniel's a cutie pie
[00:33:38] Celestia88: but Daniel..
[00:33:41] Celestia88: you still like Bree and all?
[00:33:43] danielbeast: celestia is smart
[00:33:44] mincartaugh: Daniel, are you still in love with Bree?
[00:33:58] Celestia88: why thank you ;D
[00:34:06] danielbeast: you should all listen to her
[00:34:18] OhEmGeeItsLily: JONAS AND BREE ARE BROTHER AND SISTER.
[00:34:40] danielbeast: siblings!?!?!?!? are you crazy!?!?!?
[00:35:18] samara: No, Daniel. Lots of people think that Jonas and Bree are blood related.
[00:35:39] Celestia88: speak daniel, speeeeeaaaaak
[00:35:43] danielbeast: SPEAK
[00:35:44] iiAMnina: HE'S NOT A DOG LOL
[00:35:48] danielbeast: speak
[00:35:49] OhEmGeeItsLily: Their hunt for his parents is going to turn out to be a quest for Bree's biological parents.
[00:35:51] Celestia88: lol
[00:35:52] danielbeast: speak
[00:36:12] danielbeast: bar
[00:36:22] danielbeast: bark
[00:36:23] danielbeast: bark
[00:36:26] danielbeast: bark
[00:36:27] samara: Daniel, don't you remember Bree's parents aren't her birth parents? Besides, Jonas is gay.
[00:36:43] danielbeast: hes lame AND gay
[00:37:39] truncatedslinky: samara - I don't think it counts because he's drunk
[00:37:42] danielbeast: i feel crap
[00:37:44] OhEmGeeItsLily: Anyway, this is about Daniel.
[00:37:45] danielbeast: crap
[00:38:15] danielbeast: faafjkll
[00:38:17] lissa: funny buzzed people feel good drunk people feel like crap
[00:38:25] danielbeast: qeio
[00:39:46] danielbeast: i feel sick
[00:40:08] danielbeast: ugh
[00:40:11] honeybeem627: daniel are you ok?
[00:40:24] fyreprincess: daniel, go be sick, and get some sleep, and come chat when you can think, okay?
[00:40:25] danielbeast: i'm' fine
[00:40:29] danielbeast: feel sick
[00:40:43] oweniscool: toilet-hugging time, DB
[00:40:56] danielbeast: ughafds
[00:40:58] theplotthickens: drink a glass of water btwn shots
[00:41:05] danielbeast: yeah water
[00:41:09] oweniscool: wait, does your bunker even have one? whoa-uh
[00:41:11] danielbeast: gonnaa get water