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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:55 pm
by Kasdeja
It will cost less than paying a mechanic to fix it, too. I only need to drive this car for one more year.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:55 pm
by Luv2Skydive
Could be worse....you could be Anna Nicole Smith....I read somewhere she was dead. :shock:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:57 pm
by Kasdeja
:shock: What???

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:58 pm
by Luv2Skydive
It's on Perezhilton.com......don't know how reliable...but he's been following it all day.

Re: What should I do?

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:34 pm
by Evan
nobackspacebutton wrote:Soooo....the past few days my boyfriend/fiance has been all upset. Money is REALLY tight right now, and has been for a while...he feels bad about that and that he can't get approved to buy a 'new' car...I keep trying things to cheer him up, but it just doesn't work.

Any ideas? Like special *cheap* things I can do for him or something else I should say?
WARNING! SWEAR WORDS!

f**k him. Literally... Really hard and really long. And moan alot. He will like that. Or... Maybe you could get a job to? like a waitress or some shit like that....i am in a sweary mood today.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:39 pm
by LesterG
umm... BA already has a job...

and I guess BA needs to 'get a job to' so she can pay for his whiney asses car? :roll:


lol you must be a don juan with the ladies :twisted:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:43 pm
by Evan
LesterG wrote:umm... BA already has a job...

and I guess BA needs to 'get a job to' so she can pay for his whiney asses car? :roll:


lol you must be a don juan with the ladies :twisted:
didn't know you had a job.... also....

SWEAR WORDS!!!

then proceed to make him a dinner of afrodisieacs (is that how you spell it?) in a thong and bra... He might jump on you like a dog while eating but tell him after dinner....

short and simple... when delivered the right way, sex is like a thousand upper pills.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:45 pm
by Mirage
Oh Lord I could say something inappropriate and rather offensive here. Where's AP when you need him!? :lol:


Also, never have dinner before you have sex. Then you're usually too full and gassy to do anything. Have some sexy aphrodisiacs BEFORE sex, like an appetizer of oysters or something appropriately hot. Then get it on. You'll have a mega appetite afterwards. :wink:


When did everyone in this forum (including me) become love doctors? :D

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:48 pm
by Evan
Mirage wrote:Oh Lord I could say something inappropriate and rather offensive here. Where's AP when you need him!? :lol:


Also, never have dinner before you have sex. Then you're usually too full and gassy to do anything. Have some sexy aphrodisiacs BEFORE sex, like an appetizer of oysters or something appropriately hot. Then get it on. You'll have a mega appetite afterwards. :wink:


When did everyone in this forum (including me) become love doctors? :D

no what i meant was sex, food, seconds...but not on the food.

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:50 pm
by Mirage
Evan wrote:

no what i meant was sex, food, seconds...but not on the food.
There ya go! Wow. I'm hungry now. :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:52 pm
by Evan
maybe...buy a... idk... GGW dvd they aren't that expensive... ermm i hear...

spacie gonna be mad at me...

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:03 pm
by LesterG
ok... even?

cut down on the porno's man... some hot pizza delivery girl is NEVER going to your door and screw you as a tip... :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:05 pm
by Evan
LesterG wrote:ok... even?

cut down on the porno's man... some hot pizza delivery girl is NEVER going to your door and screw you as a tip... :lol:

omg...you sick bastard...

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:06 pm
by Mirage
LesterG wrote:ok... even?

cut down on the porno's man... some hot pizza delivery girl is NEVER going to your door and screw you as a tip... :lol:

Thanks for ruining my dreams, Lester. :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:08 pm
by Evan
and its Evan