What should I do?
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Could be worse....you could be Anna Nicole Smith....I read somewhere she was dead. 

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It's on Perezhilton.com......don't know how reliable...but he's been following it all day.
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Re: What should I do?
WARNING! SWEAR WORDS!nobackspacebutton wrote:Soooo....the past few days my boyfriend/fiance has been all upset. Money is REALLY tight right now, and has been for a while...he feels bad about that and that he can't get approved to buy a 'new' car...I keep trying things to cheer him up, but it just doesn't work.
Any ideas? Like special *cheap* things I can do for him or something else I should say?
f**k him. Literally... Really hard and really long. And moan alot. He will like that. Or... Maybe you could get a job to? like a waitress or some shit like that....i am in a sweary mood today.
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didn't know you had a job.... also....LesterG wrote:umm... BA already has a job...
and I guess BA needs to 'get a job to' so she can pay for his whiney asses car?![]()
lol you must be a don juan with the ladies
SWEAR WORDS!!!
then proceed to make him a dinner of afrodisieacs (is that how you spell it?) in a thong and bra... He might jump on you like a dog while eating but tell him after dinner....
short and simple... when delivered the right way, sex is like a thousand upper pills.
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Oh Lord I could say something inappropriate and rather offensive here. Where's AP when you need him!?
Also, never have dinner before you have sex. Then you're usually too full and gassy to do anything. Have some sexy aphrodisiacs BEFORE sex, like an appetizer of oysters or something appropriately hot. Then get it on. You'll have a mega appetite afterwards.
When did everyone in this forum (including me) become love doctors?

Also, never have dinner before you have sex. Then you're usually too full and gassy to do anything. Have some sexy aphrodisiacs BEFORE sex, like an appetizer of oysters or something appropriately hot. Then get it on. You'll have a mega appetite afterwards.

When did everyone in this forum (including me) become love doctors?

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Mirage wrote:Oh Lord I could say something inappropriate and rather offensive here. Where's AP when you need him!?![]()
Also, never have dinner before you have sex. Then you're usually too full and gassy to do anything. Have some sexy aphrodisiacs BEFORE sex, like an appetizer of oysters or something appropriately hot. Then get it on. You'll have a mega appetite afterwards.![]()
When did everyone in this forum (including me) become love doctors?
no what i meant was sex, food, seconds...but not on the food.
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