Best of 'Daniel, Ma Belle'

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Kellylyn, that is tame for this thread.

Hold on, I'm bringing out the ammo on you pussies.

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Pacifists are infecting this thread....







RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Everytime I see your pacifist ass use that chicken smiley, I can imagine you running around chasing an actual chicken.

hahahahaha! It's probably because every time my pacifist ass uses that chicken smiley, I actually AM running around chasing an actual chicken.

Pacifist? That's it!

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lolcopter golden shower

omfg

Daniel, after making love with the awesomeness that is me:

Oh. My. God. Juli, the image I just got

LMFAO

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You guys have no idea how I am right now.

I drank a lot of that shit and I feel buzzed. Dumb, I know. But forgive me for not having and alcohol in 7 months.

are you drunk?

No. Just a combo of a ton of Nyquil, being tired, and being sick.

poor chelsey!


*huggles*

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Come join us Marlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


You know you want tooooooooo!!!!

Just imagine where it will be in a month.

O.M.G.

nowhere honey. It's ok.

We were speculating about the length of the thread in a months time.

Oh..........

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Chel dares try to dethrone Daniel's rightfully place as the King of All Manliness in His Honor's own thread?

I shall smite thee, and kick thine aaasssssss!!!!!!!

Kiss my ass.

Ahhhhhhh...NO

I just want everyone to know that Jackson admitted to having showerphobia on the radioshow.

This has been a public safety announcement.

lalalalalala living in happy denial.

I just got the feeling that it was one of those jokes with some truth behind it. Jackson and Daniel live in my imagination...
and in there, they have great hygene
and they both adore me




(it must be noted that neither of them are in the same fantasy, and since it's my fantasy, I am having a platonic relationship with each of them - not sure how that works, but It's my fantasy and I can have it any way I want too)

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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This thread is MAGIC!!!!!

This thread has become the madness like unto the Beatles that spawned it.

Heehe

I've got blistahhh's on my fingaahhhzzz!


Okay, f'real.

Goodnight.

Or we could always drop them in acid.

I think I'll just cut em...

I think I just found a new phrase for my sig.

"Don't make me cut you"

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I dunno. Maybe I'll make some coffee. Listen to some music. Homework?

homework? pfftttt uh huh.

You know me far too well.

hahahahahahahaha

Wtf would I talk about?

What would the "premise" be?

Okay, I know, I'm overthinking a fan-girl forum thread, but yeah...

?

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Should we start again?

Yeah you filthy whores.


FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

WHAT THE f**k!

it's from a movie.

Kassia said pussy.


I almost died.

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Actually, come to think of it, I should probably go to the gym...but my headache is killing me.

Wow, I am bored.

Maybe I'll get to a whole page of me just talking to myself.

But mostly I just like bunnies. And bonbons. Occasionally I like bonbons.

Wow, I did it. A whole page of me just talking to myself. I'm so thrilled.

the cleaning peoples are laughing at me. it's weird.

This thread is becoming my therapist. Sucks for everybody else who decides to read it.

I can't believe I'm still talking to myself. Goes to show how bored I am.

Maybe I'll get to two whole pages of me just talking to myself. That would be funny. For me. Not for other people.

I'd rather have him as a president than anybody else.

Geez the cleaning peoples are scaring me.

I wonder where all my peeps are. Especially Consideration. She died. And left me with all the Daniel babies.

Marla must've died too. I can't believe I'm a single mother now. How am I going to deal with all the Daniel babies? Especially the drunk one? Oh dear oh dear....

hahahahaha I would, but that takes the fun out of life.

Ok, I'm back. What the hell 125 pages?


*goes back to read what I have missed*

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If they ever get together, I'm going to call F.O.B. sobbing. I recommend we all do it. That'll get some attention, even if Yousef and Reza can't do anything about it.

I'm thinking about shooting Taylor in the back. I have nothing against her, but if they get together she's just going to have to DIE.

I will totally call in, Consideration.

If they get together, even I will call in to FOB sobbing.

And isn't Taylor a bit young for Daniel?

Do you want to found one, Considdy? I'll join.

I can see it now!

Danielbeast Defense Force!
Defending Daniel from horrible decisions!

Hahahaha. That would be hilarious.

One false step from either Taylor or Sarah, and I will not hesitate to cut those bitches!

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Kassia, congrats on 3,000. Keep talking to yourself, and you will surpass me...lol.

I just had a weird image with that emote and all this talk about considdy's ass.

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Whaaa???

Man, I've been surrounded by psychic weirdness today. It was all over the place.

Everyone gave each other animal names in my class. I was either going to be Koala or Panda because, not to be vain or anything, but I was a friggen adorable little kid. Anyways, Panda won out, and that later altered a bit to Pandaboo. And then I bought Animal Crossing: Wild World and I named my town Pandaboo, so that's where my location comes from.

And...yeah!

*slaps head with palm of hand*

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I asked him for it last month, but he never responded so I thought he had forgotten about it!

It says "Thanks Mary!!!" and then his sig.
My family saw me freak out and didn't know what was going on!

That gives me hope for the future! I asked for one from him a few weeks ago and haven't gotten it yet, so I just assumed he forgot. Maybe it will come soon.
hahhahaha that's so great!!!!! yousef is awesome.

I'm framing it and putting it on my wall.
And I'll scan it and upload it during the next FOB radio thingamabobber!

Oh Yousef. You are so beautiful...

We are twins.

But we made babies....OMG INCEST!

I forgot about the babies part!!!

Oh well. Incest it is!

We are so hardcore we kill with smilies and have incestuous babymaking sprees.

I love this tread because when I go to sleep in the early morning hours, I know that I am not abnormal.

That's what we're here for!

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I love everybody on this thread.

Mary, Aithne, Kari, Cloud, Jo, Juli, Chelsey, etc. etc. This is the greatest thread in existence on the internet.

I am so glad to have gotten to know you better as well.

This thread is great/amazing/awesome because we have great/amazing/awesome people on it!