Aww!! Thank you! I try!LesterG wrote:you always bring a smile to my face MirageMirage wrote:The IQ thread has devolved into people posting smilies to each other. That HAS to mean something.

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No No No.... Tell me you're lying. This sounds too much like the lg15 saga. Well, parts of it...in a twisted sort of way.glowe126 wrote:When I was 7, I lived in a small village in Japan. One day my father and mother became very ill. My sister and I tended to their needs, diapered them, and did what we could to survive. One day a nice white man visited the town with Sally Struthers offering us food and school. We accepted and left our parents to die. When we got to Jesus Camp, the white-haired man told us to strip and we did. He then made us wear sparkling spandex and dance to "I'm too sexy." Then he said, "Whatever happens, don't let anyone call you a melon bum for what you are about to do." Then we set out on foot to the red light district where I had my first job as a hooker.