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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:07 am
by Sim7lizard
I'd like to say a word on her behalf... Maria makes me laugh!
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:08 am
by Jo_16_2
Sim7lizard wrote:I'd like to say a word on her behalf... Maria makes me laugh!
wha...?

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:09 am
by xentis
Speaking about laugh,
Sameer: favorite
Sameer (AKA Shamu) is a wonderfully strange being. He is neither man nor beast. He dwells in the ghetto suburbs of Kingwood known as "Woodstream". Sufficed to say we will never see THIS whale frolicking in that stream. Sameer is a scientific experiment gone ghastly wrong. From the day he was "created" Dr. Kavorgenstraintenaught told us he would be different, that he would never be accepted by the Human or Whale races. We were warned of the terrible consequences of meddling with cross-species birth, but we went forward anyways (Little did we know). Sameer quickly grew MUCH too large for any of us to handle. Our tranquilizer darts filled with enough Septicillian (a strong sleeping drug) to take down 1038 Humpback Whales were little use against his blubber belly. He escaped from our labs and now presides peacefully, contained only by the fact he does not realize people know of his location. Soon the U.S. Government will intervene and destroy this beast, but until then none of us our safe. Mothers, save your children for he drinks in the blood of the innocent and eats the brains of the young.
Eric: Did you see shamu today?
JT: No, why?
Eric: WTF HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT *****?
JT: OH you mean the SHAMU, I thought you said cookie dough.
Eric: .........****ING MORON..........
*Enter Shamu*
Eric & JT: OMFG NOOOO ALLAH SAVE US FROM THE BEAST!
*Shamu devours the two whole*
Shamu: BUAHHAHHAHAHHAHA I PLAY WOW 20/7!!! BUAHHAHAHA
Ya I have to put up with these like 400 times a day,It was funny my 1st week but then it gets old
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:09 am
by Sim7lizard
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:12 am
by PolkadotConfederation
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BUNNIES IN CLASS!!!!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:13 am
by Jo_16_2
PolkadotConfederation wrote:WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BUNNIES IN CLASS!!!!

nice

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:17 am
by xentis
what kind of class is it?
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:41 am
by PolkadotConfederation
xentis wrote:what kind of class is it?
Its in the Folklore deparment at the University of Oregon. The title of the course is "Magic, Myth, and Religion."
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:45 am
by Jo_16_2
PolkadotConfederation wrote:xentis wrote:what kind of class is it?
Its in the Folklore deparment at the University of Oregon. The title of the course is "Magic, Myth, and Religion."
seems nice.
(any chance that you show up by AIM or LJ?

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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:17 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
joooooooooo!!!!! come talk to me on AIM!!!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:19 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:20 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
Genesis implies a pantheistic belief. I learn something new every day!

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:20 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
Sometimes I enjoy talking to myself, and sometimes I really don't.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:22 pm
by PolkadotConfederation
Hmmm I want Goldfish. I'm definitely gonna buy some at the bookstore.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:22 pm
by Jo_16_2
you're not online
