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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:32 pm
by Jamesyboy
Marbella wrote:Jamesy, you are totally kidding. I think you need to check yourself into a clinic, asap!!
At our last team do, my old boss was so wrecked by 5pm that we had to carry him out into the street, and drag him into a taxi to get him home again. At a cost of £100. Not the smallest of men either!!
One of my team mates went with him in the taxi (as they live nearby) and had to drag him up the drive to his front door. He then let go, and my ex boss fell into a bush. So my other team mate rang the doorbell, and my ex boss' wife came out and dragged him indoors. She's now banned him from coming out on any more team dos!!
All in all he spent over £500 on drink and food between 12pm and 5pm, and lost his mobile phone.
Silly man.
But yeah, 20 bottles of Smirnoff Ice isn't too bad really. It's only just under 2 units per bottle, and if you drink them often enough then you build up quite a tolerance....
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:33 pm
by Marbella
Tenshi, my ex-fiance could speak Japanese, because his stepmother who raised him was from Japan. I think her name was Iko. So, on our first date, he took me to eat Japanese food, just so he could impress me by conversing with the waitress!!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:33 pm
by Jo_16_2
here we go again...
*slaps cloud*
wake uuuuup!!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:34 pm
by Marbella
OMG..Jamesy.. That is just so beyond silly it is unreal!
Hilarious, though.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:34 pm
by SapereAudeo
Smirnoff Ice doesn't have a very high alcohol content either (~5% if I remember right). If you were pounding back Jose Cuervo at that rate, I'd be worried.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:34 pm
by Jess4298
Jamesyboy wrote:At our last team do, my old boss was so wrecked by 5pm that we had to carry him out into the street, and drag him into a taxi to get him home again. At a cost of £100. Not the smallest of men either!!
One of my team mates went with him in the taxi (as they live nearby) and had to drag him up the drive to his front door. He then let go, and my ex boss fell into a bush. So my other team mate rang the doorbell, and my ex boss' wife came out and dragged him indoors. She's now banned him from coming out on any more team dos!!
All in all he spent over £500 on drink and food between 12pm and 5pm, and lost his mobile phone.
Silly man.
But yeah, 20 bottles of Smirnoff Ice isn't too bad really. It's only just under 2 units per bottle, and if you drink them often enough then you build up quite a tolerance....
Wow. Yeah that's pretty much all I can say...wow
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:35 pm
by Marbella
Jo, I believe you're going to have to slap him a lot harder this time!!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:35 pm
by Jo_16_2
SapereAudeo wrote:I've actually never eaten sushi. The idea of the raw fish intimidates me.
me too. i'm not a cooked fish lover so... the idea of raw fish...
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:35 pm
by SapereAudeo
Marbella wrote:Jo, I believe you're going to have to slap him a lot harder this time!!
Maybe use the fish as a projectile?
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:36 pm
by Marbella
I just have one annoying thing to say.. "I'm not in the Order.. lalalalalala!!"
I'm just happy today.
I want to do what Flautapantera did and put, "I'm really really really really really really excited!" in my signature.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:37 pm
by Jess4298
SapereAudeo wrote:Smirnoff Ice doesn't have a very high alcohol content either (~5% if I remember right). If you were pounding back Jose Cuervo at that rate, I'd be worried.
Jose Cuervo...great with pineapple juice and just a bit of cherry juice...and a few cherries of course
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:37 pm
by Marbella
SA.. Interesting thought.. Anyone have a fish catapult?
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:38 pm
by tenshiakui
Jo_16_2 wrote:SapereAudeo wrote:I've actually never eaten sushi. The idea of the raw fish intimidates me.
me too. i'm not a cooked fish lover so... the idea of raw fish...
*slikies form the shadows*
Honestly I dont eat cooked fish anymore. There is alot of lost flavor when it is cooked.
It's gotten to the point where if it aint raw sitting on a bed of rice I don't touch it!
All I say is try it once. Try a tuna roll its an easy start
*fades to black and is now really hungry*
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:38 pm
by SapereAudeo
Jess4298 wrote:SapereAudeo wrote:Smirnoff Ice doesn't have a very high alcohol content either (~5% if I remember right). If you were pounding back Jose Cuervo at that rate, I'd be worried.
Jose Cuervo...great with pineapple juice and just a bit of cherry juice...and a few cherries of course
Flavored rum (like passionfruit Captain's) is really good with pineapple, grenadine, and cherries too.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:39 pm
by Cloud_ax
ive heard Captain and Coke is a nice combo