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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:13 pm
by lonelyelendi
Yes, and I predict you will be on your knees at least once.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:17 pm
by Flautapantera
*mesmerized by thrusting RSL*

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:17 pm
by joygasm
Does this therapy require physical activity? Should I excercise any muscles in particular??
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:19 pm
by lonelyelendi
I would say that you should definitely make sure that you are able to stretch your legs very far apart. And also, be able to hold them up in the air for prolonged period of time. Other than that, just general stretching should be sufficient.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:23 pm
by joygasm
Are their any excercises that I could do discretely in my car?
*cough kegel cough*
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:24 pm
by lonelyelendi
That would be good as well. Also, there is some required reading. Are you familiar with the Kame Sutra?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:29 pm
by joygasm
I have already done the required reading. If it is needed, I could "teach" you what I have learned in my reading, to prove that I have taken in all there is to learn.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:31 pm
by lonelyelendi
I think a test is in order. I just want to make sure that you really have learned it. If need be, I will drill you all night long until you get it.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:35 pm
by joygasm
I definitely think that is needed... I mean... if I read the book correctly... I am sure it is required that I am tested all night long.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:37 pm
by lonelyelendi
Also, I hope to prove the second line of your signature correct. But, no scientific experiment can be conducted once. The law of large numbers (and other large appendages, for that matter), my dear.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:40 pm
by joygasm
OH! I assure you! The second line is correct!
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:41 pm
by lonelyelendi
I will have to be sure of that myself. Many times. How do you feel about an oral exam?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:42 pm
by joygasm
I can't help but wonder. If you are stalking both Aeryolol and me... and Aeryolol is stalking me as well. What shall happen if Aeryolol stumbles upon us during our session?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:44 pm
by lonelyelendi
I think she could use some help as well. Perhaps you and I could help her together?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:47 pm
by joygasm
I believe I could definitely help her once you have completely gotten me off.... the lonelycrack.