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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:36 pm
by Flautapantera
Broken Kid wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Okay, roomie looked at me very strangely when I cackled evilly at that... no, really, she now thinks I'm going to smother her in her sleep or someting...
A healthy suspicion of homicide is necessary to maintaining a productive roommate environment. That's what I always found. That's why in college I always slept with an arm hanging over the side of the bed and a big hammer on the floor just within reach!
Wow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:37 pm
by rachelalexis
CrazyNic wrote:
*wolfwhistle* hey there stud, love pics of guys in ties/vests (they both do it for me, RAWR!)
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:39 pm
by rachelalexis
Flautapantera wrote:Broken Kid wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Okay, roomie looked at me very strangely when I cackled evilly at that... no, really, she now thinks I'm going to smother her in her sleep or someting...
A healthy suspicion of homicide is necessary to maintaining a productive roommate environment. That's what I always found. That's why in college I always slept with an arm hanging over the side of the bed and a big hammer on the floor just within reach!
Wow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun.
Oh yeah, that comment won't keep the guys off of drooling... imagine the demand for pics from the pillow fights!
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:40 pm
by Broken Kid
Flautapantera wrote:ow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun.
Yay! I can't wait! when to we play truth or dare?
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:42 pm
by Mirage
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:47 pm
by Broken Kid
Mirage wrote:Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast.
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:50 pm
by rachelalexis
Broken Kid wrote:Mirage wrote:Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast.
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?!
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:52 pm
by Mirage
Broken Kid wrote:Mirage wrote:Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast.
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."
Use at your own risk.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:53 pm
by Broken Kid
rachelalexis wrote:Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?!
That one works! Other ones that work for me:
"How did you get this number?"
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Do you smell something?"
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:54 pm
by rachelalexis
Broken Kid wrote:rachelalexis wrote:Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?!
That one works! Other ones that work for me:
"How did you get this number?"
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Do you smell something?"
Crazy
and smelly... exactly what we look for in a man...
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:56 pm
by Broken Kid
rachelalexis wrote:Crazy
and smelly... exactly what we look for in a man...
Well, that wasn't what I meant. I guess I was just thinking of something a woman might say to me in any particular situation, due to some unknown smell.
Another oldie but goodie that drives me crazy:
"The restraining order says 500 feet! Don't make me call the cops!"
Oooooers...
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:56 pm
by Mirage
"Do you smell something?"
Best line ever.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:57 pm
by rachelalexis
You know she only took that restraining order out because she's a horrible flirt.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:57 pm
by CrazyNic
rachelalexis wrote:*wolfwhistle* hey there stud, love pics of guys in ties/vests (they both do it for me, RAWR!)
Mirage wrote:And how YOU doin', CrazyNic?
Umm...should I be scared?!
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:58 pm
by Broken Kid
rachelalexis wrote:You know she only took that restraining order out because she's a horrible flirt.
Yay. Finally someone who sees it my way! You don't go to those kind of lengths unless you really care! *sniffs*
