heather wrote:**looks at her last 5 Norco pills**
**looks at Tenshi**
**looks at her last 5 Norco pills**
**emails 2 and 1/2 of the pills to Tenshi**
Sisters in knee pain we shall be
*giggles*
WOooWOOO!
Sounds like you have a doc that believes in pain meds LOL
Wish mine did. But oh well!
*faders*
My doctor is pretty good guy. I'm headed towards a knee replacement (sooner than I want), with the job I have, he doesn't believe I should "suffer" when I get home. Just wish the stoopid things were working tonight
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
8.Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom during working hours!
Thought for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.....
THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING...
BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
I too have discovered the location of our fearless Commander Cloud!
(But I'm not telling either!!)
heather wrote:
My doctor is pretty good guy. I'm headed towards a knee replacement (sooner than I want), with the job I have, he doesn't believe I should "suffer" when I get home. Just wish the stoopid things were working tonight
*slinkies*
Yeah I will find out Monday if I will have to have surgery too.
My doc is one of the best in the city, he works with the Bangles.
Just... he dosnt do meds, only physical therupy... which I start in a week.
*faders*
Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
Friedrich Nietzsche - Beyond Good and Evil
The Shadow of the LG15 Defense Force.
The Mackerel Sushi Chef
Mistress of Nick-Names
Jess4298 wrote:Ok one final thing then I'm off to bed:
Simple Life Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.
5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.
8.Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom during working hours!
Thought for the day:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.....
THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING...
BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
*LAUGHS!*
Und wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein.
Friedrich Nietzsche - Beyond Good and Evil
The Shadow of the LG15 Defense Force.
The Mackerel Sushi Chef
Mistress of Nick-Names
~Commander of the LG15 Defense Force
