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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:14 pm
by cup o' noodles
raindown wrote:that is exactly why me and my boyfriend don't "talk".
a waste of time
lol, Okay, so I'm on the phone with my bf right now, and he asked me to read off some of the posts, I read off yours. Now he's going off about how that's a great idea.
BTW-Sorry, I may be a little slow to respond for the next few minutes. I'm on the phone now, too.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:15 pm
by cup o' noodles
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Look at the bright side. The woman in the song drinks Moët.
Tell him to buy you some champagne.
Good, real champagne,
not sparkling wine.
Dammit.

I like that. As long as Kill Queen's my theme song, he has to buy me expensive champagne.

JK
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:17 pm
by raindown
cup o' noodles wrote:raindown wrote:that is exactly why me and my boyfriend don't "talk".
a waste of time
lol, Okay, so I'm on the phone with my bf right now, and he asked me to read off some of the posts, I read off yours. Now he's going off about how that's a great idea.
BTW-Sorry, I may be a little slow to respond for the next few minutes. I'm on the phone now, too.
it really *is* a great idea. my boyfriend just loves it.
I come over, we have sex, the only real conversation we have is... well, a little too dirty for public forums.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:17 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
Exactly.
Not "sparkling wine" or whatever the heathens claim is "the same thing" as champagne.
Schlitz is a "beer"... not a beer.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:18 pm
by lonelyelendi
*Diamonds*
"She'll pretty much have to"
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:18 pm
by raindown
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Exactly.
Not "sparkling wine" or whatever the heathens claim is "the same thing" as champagne.
Schlitz is a "beer"... not a beer.
I second.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:18 pm
by cup o' noodles
lonelyelendi wrote:*Diamonds*
"She'll pretty much have to"
lol, I remember that!!!
Okay, I'm off the phone now, but I read this one to my BF before I got off (sounds pervy, but it isn't!) and he asked-
"So wait....If I buy you a diamond.....Do those fake ones from those 25 cent machines at bowling alleys count?"

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:20 pm
by Flautapantera
You people and your champagne talk...*glances at cinnamon roll* Here it is 1:15 on a Saturday and I'd really like some champagne to go with my sortadessert.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:20 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
You have to understand the way I am,
Mein Herr.
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb,
Mein Herr.
You'll never turn the vinegar to jam,
Mein Herr.
So I do...
What I do...
When I'm through...
Then I'm through...
And I'm through...
Toodle-oo!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:21 pm
by lonelyelendi
cup o' noodles wrote:lonelyelendi wrote:*Diamonds*
"She'll pretty much have to"
lol, I remember that!!!
Okay, I'm off the phone now, but I read this one to my BF before I got off (sounds pervy, but it isn't!) and he asked-
"So wait....If I buy you a diamond.....Do those fake ones from those 25 cent machines at bowling alleys count?"

Did you tell him "No, and this means you need to buy me a bigger diamond to get anything."
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:21 pm
by Ziola
heh. Love that...did it with a caberet I was part of last year....
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:21 pm
by raindown
btw cup o' noodles, tell your bf that I'm just being sarcastic

My dear bf can and does talk endlessly. we have great conversations.
I keep up with our talks, though, 'cause he can do some pretty wierd things with his tongue

muwhahaha.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:21 pm
by cup o' noodles
lonelyelendi wrote:Ah, who the hell are we kidding? Wanna go have sex?
lol, Okay, so I know I'm bringing this back from the last page, but I read this to my BF, and he (not knowing that it's a line that you wrote, Kenny) asked in an angry tone-
"Who the f*ck is Kenny? I'll kick his lily ass!"
I told him to shut up or he'll never get any.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:22 pm
by cup o' noodles
raindown wrote:btw cup o' noodles, tell your bf that I'm just being sarcastic

My dear bf can and does talk endlessly. we have great conversations.
I keep up with our talks, though, 'cause he can do some pretty wierd things with his tongue

muwhahaha.

I just got off the phone with him, but I have a feeling he knew I was kidding.
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:22 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
cup o' noodles wrote:lonelyelendi wrote:*Diamonds*
"She'll pretty much have to"
lol, I remember that!!!
Okay, I'm off the phone now, but I read this one to my BF before I got off (sounds pervy, but it isn't!) and he asked-
"So wait....If I buy you a diamond.....Do those fake ones from those 25 cent machines at bowling alleys count?"

Only if a cowboy carries him away in a van to a cabin in the mountains...
