Lonelygirl15

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:58 pm**

Is he as funny as I am?

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:01 pm**

lonelyelendi wrote:Is he as funny as I am?

Sometimes. He kinda appeals to my more morbid, dark side than my need for comedy. He has a VERY sick sense of humor, but I love it.

He's pissing me off now, though. He says that my theme song is Killer Queen.

Urgh, I'm not THAT bad. (Okay, it's a great song, I know, but you know, the chick it's describing sounds like a bitch.)

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:02 pm**

cup o' noodles wrote:Is no one else seeing the pervy in mayo on a cucumber? Or do I just have a sick mind?

*so proud of noodly*

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:03 pm**

Flautapantera wrote:
cup o' noodles wrote:Is no one else seeing the pervy in mayo on a cucumber? Or do I just have a sick mind?
*so proud of noodly*

lol, Gotta keep the pervy up. *hopes someone will catch the pervy in my last line*

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:03 pm**

cup o' noodles wrote:
lonelyelendi wrote:Is he as funny as I am?
Sometimes. He kinda appeals to my more morbid, dark side than my need for comedy. He has a VERY sick sense of humor, but I love it.

He's pissing me off now, though. He says that my theme song is Killer Queen. Urgh, I'm not THAT bad. (Okay, it's a great song, I know, but you know, the chick it's describing sounds like a bitch.)

No, your theme is Roxanne

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:04 pm**

lonelyelendi wrote:No, your theme is Roxanne

Hahaha! That's actually one of my favorite songs. Nice guess there.

I've always thought "Shut Up And Sleep With Me" was my theme.

I do love the video for it.

Wait... ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHORE?!

JK

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:05 pm**

Oh, yea...I'll shut up and sleep with you.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:07 pm**

cup o' noodles wrote:He's pissing me off now, though. He says that my theme song is Killer Queen. Urgh, I'm not THAT bad. (Okay, it's a great song, I know, but you know, the chick it's describing sounds like a bitch.)

You realize it's a song about a hooker, right?

She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laserbeam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Ooh, recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
(killer, killer, she's a Killer Queen)
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined...

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:07 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:09 pm**

Ah, who the hell are we kidding? Wanna go have sex?

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:10 pm**

<examines the current rates>

Pardon me. I meant escort. Not hooker.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:11 pm**

Sheikh Gomelez wrote:You realize it's a song about a hooker, right?

Ugh, yes. I know.

My boyfriend tried to tell me it's a compliment. Him trying to sell this idea-
"Come on, it's my favorite song! Which, means, you're my favorite person! *big, cute as hell sad eyes* I love you."
Me-
"Agh, I love you, too....I guess!!!!"

This conversation happens nearly everyday.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:11 pm**

lonelyelendi wrote:Ah, who the hell are we kidding? Wanna go have sex?

I thought you'd NEVER ask!

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:12 pm**

cup o' noodles wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:You realize it's a song about a hooker, right?
Ugh, yes. I know.

My boyfriend tried to tell me it's a compliment. Him trying to sell this idea-
"Come on, it's my favorite song! Which, means, you're my favorite person! *big, cute as hell sad eyes* I love you."
Me-
"Agh, I love you, too....I guess!!!!"

This conversation happens nearly everyday.

that is exactly why me and my boyfriend don't "talk".
a waste of time

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:13 pm**

cup o' noodles wrote:
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:You realize it's a song about a hooker, right?
Ugh, yes. I know.

My boyfriend tried to tell me it's a compliment. Him trying to sell this idea-
"Come on, it's my favorite song! Which, means, you're my favorite person! *big, cute as hell sad eyes* I love you."
Me-
"Agh, I love you, too....I guess!!!!"

This conversation happens nearly everyday.

Look at the bright side. The woman in the song drinks Moët.

Tell him to buy you some champagne. Good, real champagne, not sparkling wine.

Dammit.

Lonelygirl15

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