Lonelygirl15

NikkiEthridge wrote:Well I wouldnt say that, But its nothing a roll of Charmin cant fix.

Yeah..someone once told me if I stuck a roll of charmin in my pants, I could pick up more girls....so I tried.

NOT A SINGLE GIRL TALKED TO ME.

So I went straight to the person and complained. Then, they told me I was supposed to stuff the roll in the FRONT. Sheez...they should be more clear about these things...

NikkiEthridge wrote:

Mirage wrote: I'm gonna be real ticked if our lovely off topic thread gets taken over by the arguing that's been spreading like wildfire all over this board. And I know everyone wants to make me happy, so.....dont do it! )

I REALLY REALLY REALLY dont want that either.
So lets take this in a more serious direction and have an intelligent conversation about the economy! Anyone?

Because you, like everyone else, want to make me happy.

Right?

Right?

Mirage wrote:Because you, like everyone else, want to make me happy.

Right?

Right?

Just in case you were wondering she's a robot too!

tannhaus wrote:

NikkiEthridge wrote:Well I wouldnt say that, But its nothing a roll of Charmin cant fix.

Yeah..someone once told me if I stuck a roll of charmin in my pants, I could pick up more girls....so I tried.

NOT A SINGLE GIRL TALKED TO ME.

So I went straight to the person and complained. Then, they told me I was supposed to stuff the roll in the FRONT. Sheez...they should be more clear about these things...

Are you the reason they have the warning not to blow dry your hair in the shower?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!!!one!!!

You're following me. Everywhere. Well I wont let you get to me, you damn dirty robots.

Bring it!

Mirage wrote:OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!!!one!!!

Dammit Mirage, you made me choke on applesauce. Applesauce I tell you!
The most harmless food ever invented!

rachelalexis wrote:

Mirage wrote:OMGWTFBBQ!!!!1!!!one!!!

Dammit Mirage, you made me choke on applesauce. Applesauce I tell you!

Whoah!

Is it even possible to choke on applesauce? Was it chunky?

No! And it was sugar-free too (keep in mind kids, never speed-shop, you end up with wierd things,) so it wasn't even like I was enjoying it either! [/whine]


On another note, oh man, you almost made me do it again with that last question.

rachelalexis wrote:No! And it was sugar-free too (keep in mind kids, never speed-shop, you end up with wierd things,) so it wasn't even like I was enjoying it either! [/whine]


On another note, oh man, you almost made me do it again with that last question.

Ok, LMAO, so what you're saying is that if you're gonna choke on something, it better be something you enjoy, damnit!?!?

Yes ma'am *shifty eyes* wouldn't everyone like it to be something.. enjoyable?

rachelalexis wrote:Yes ma'am *shifty eyes* wouldn't everyone like it to be something.. enjoyable?

Oh my...I can't decide if you or Mirage is taking this in a totally different direction.

Or maybe I just have a dirty mind...

I really don't think it matters who ends up taking things in a different direction, it's not hard to spot the fellow dirty minds on this board.

Wow, this is one of the first times I've written something that can be taken dirty and didn't even realize it until someone else pointed it out.

Bravo, perverts, bravo!

I do what I can... (wish we had a take a bow smilie face or something... now I'm just inventing them for my own selfish gain... )

Mirage wrote:Wow, this is one of the first times I've written something that can be taken dirty and didn't even realize it until someone else pointed it out.

Bravo, perverts, bravo!

Lol. I'm ashamed of you! I assumed it was intentional. Awww, Mirage is all innocent. She's just foolin' ya'all!