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Chelseyrl wrote:OMG those Circus Peanuts look really good...

Chelseyrl wrote:A huge ass bag. It was on the clearance rack at my work for like 1$

And I had never had one and wanted to try it.

Chelseyrl wrote:

Sim7lizard wrote:Anyway commercial icing is cow grease mixed with powdered sugar

Well what is Cow Grease exactly?

Wikipedia wrote:Non-cooking usages

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its intended purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product [5] it has been found to have many alternative uses, including:

* Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
* Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
* Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
* Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.
* Preventing diaper rash.
* As a makeup base.

In addition to wood utensils, Crisco can be used for seasoning cast-iron skillets. [6][7]

Historical battle re-enactors sometimes use Crisco as a lubricating agent for musket balls, to retard the effects of black powder residue. [8]

As a sexual lubricant, it is long-lasting, cheap, and does not exude a strong odor. However, as with some other non-water-soluable lubricants such as Vaseline, it cannot be used with latex, i.e. condoms. It is used by certain parts of the male gay community in North America and Europe.[1] Fittingly, the nickname "Crisco" has long been used to describe someone who is "fat in the can".

Chelseyrl wrote:

Wikipedia wrote:Non-cooking usages

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its intended purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product [5] it has been found to have many alternative uses, including:

* Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
* Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
* Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
* Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.
* Preventing diaper rash.
* As a makeup base.

In addition to wood utensils, Crisco can be used for seasoning cast-iron skillets. [6][7]

Historical battle re-enactors sometimes use Crisco as a lubricating agent for musket balls, to retard the effects of black powder residue. [8]

As a sexual lubricant, it is long-lasting, cheap, and does not exude a strong odor. However, as with some other non-water-soluable lubricants such as Vaseline, it cannot be used with latex, i.e. condoms. It is used by certain parts of the male gay community in North America and Europe.[1] Fittingly, the nickname "Crisco" has long been used to describe someone who is "fat in the can".

Sweet Jesus.

Chelseyrl wrote:

Wikipedia wrote:Non-cooking usages

Crisco has properties that allow for many uses beyond its intended purpose of cooking.

As a household utility product [5] it has been found to have many alternative uses, including:

* Removal of tar and lipstick from clothing.
* Removal of ink, grease and dirt from surfaces and hands.
* Revitalizing the surfaces of wooden utensils such as bowls and cutting boards.
* Shedding water and snow from weather gear such as galoshes and snow shovels.
* Preventing diaper rash.
* As a makeup base.

In addition to wood utensils, Crisco can be used for seasoning cast-iron skillets. [6][7]

Historical battle re-enactors sometimes use Crisco as a lubricating agent for musket balls, to retard the effects of black powder residue. [8]

As a sexual lubricant, it is long-lasting, cheap, and does not exude a strong odor. However, as with some other non-water-soluable lubricants such as Vaseline, it cannot be used with latex, i.e. condoms. It is used by certain parts of the male gay community in North America and Europe.[1] Fittingly, the nickname "Crisco" has long been used to describe someone who is "fat in the can".

Sweet Jesus.

Chelseyrl wrote:Okay, if you're too damn cheap to go buy some damn lubricant and wanna use Crisco, than you shouldn't be having sex. Seriously.

kellylen wrote:D:

where did all the pages gooooooooooooo

and my eyes hurt. im so tired

and i made a fool of myself on the radio last night