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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:51 am
by JohnBigbootie
Before anything comes of this I would like to say that Milowent has been an respected and trusted member of the gaylien research community since it's inception. In fact it was he who first suggested that alien activity might be in play.
My feeble attempt at humor notwithstanding I personnally and professionally abhor any further suggestion that Milo is anything less than a pillar of strength and inspiration to the entire gaylien community.
Of course there is that thing about his name...Milowent...I mean if he went, where did he go and why did he go there? What did he do while he was there and who was he with while he was gone? HAs he even come back yet...there is no user named Miloreturned...hmmm. Oh nevermind, I'm sure he is not an gaylien. I mean pretty sure, I mean like no one has ever told me that before. I know he isn't a plant because otherwise he couldn't type messages...unless of course he was some sort of plant that could type but there is no such thing is there? I mean there aren't any typing plants on earth that's for sure. So that would mean he is a plant from somewhere else and that would mean he is an alien. And hey, if he IS a plant than what kind of plant is he? A vegetable or...a...a...a fruit? A fruit? A FRUIT!
Oh My God!!!! Milowent is a gaylien plant!
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:57 am
by longlostposter
milowent wrote:
but i'm onto something. i know it. i am coming to a realization that my whole worldview was wrong. bree, daniel, and jonas, are NOT gayliens.
*gasp* I'm amazed at how brazenly you attempt to discard your previous meanderings, Milowent. This is highly suspicious to say the least.
Methinks Milowent is a Gaylien plant here to harvest the Earth's nuclear weaponry, for use against us at a later date.
Horror of horrors!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:19 am
by Klaatu
Milo is NOT a gaylien. Period. End of Story. Lay off the guy. Gee Whiz.
If anyone should be suspect it is that mutant monkey who has been SUSPICIOUSLY ABSENT for quite some time now. Come Back Curious George, wherever you are.
Some serious fissures are beginning to appear in what was once a very solid alliance. This pains me. I am at once sorry to leave you during this time and content to know that I wont be around to witness what may become a collapse of your brother/sisterhood.
Lest you allow such a thing to occur, be reminded that it is just this sort of thing that permits the perpetuation of the Illuminate, The Gaylien Menace and other sordid conspiracies.
Beware, Beware my friends
Decent within the ranks. It is the one thing that a strong, succesful and far-flung power group simultaneously will NOT ABIDE within its own ranks and depends on in the ranks of its detractors. I hope for all your sakes that it is not too late. You have survived so many assaults:
- Early arguments among yourselves
Warnings from the oderators and
The arbitrary division and renaming of the thread
Insults and invectives from non-believers
Spaciegirls minions (the food fight),
The encroachment of LordGreyStroke until he capitulated by citing your work in his first video fllowing his iillness. (I hope you are feeling well now sir).
In the words of your USofA's great revolutionairies you "... stand together or die alone.
My time now is very short. I grow giddy with anticipation. Your government has been gracious enough to grant my request for an extension of Daylight Savings Time so that I can better prepare for my departure upon the Equinox. My apologies to those adversly affected.
I hope to visit again before I go. Unlike Joans claim of chaotic conditions, things here are indeed at a fever pitch.
Ta Ta for now
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:56 am
by gogo
Regarding Milowent's new revelation, I must say that I have never been in the Galien camp myself (well short of
my research on UFO sightings in
Galien, Michigan). I'm strictly a gremlins kinda gal.
Therefore, I am still pushing my theory about Roald Dahl’s first children's book,
The Gremlins. 
I reference it in a
previous post.
I am still seeking connections, but unfortunately life has left me out of the loop a bit.
Oh, and Klaatu, I thought you'd have left this planet by now. You make good points about reasons why Milo is not of Alien decent.
But I pledge my continued allegiance to this alien/aquatic creature/zombie research. Absence has only made my heart grow fonder for all of you.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:36 am
by Klaatu
GoGo, as I have said, I leave upon the Vernal Equinox. This leaves time for you to join us if you like.
I assure you my invitation involves nothing untoward. You might find it an excellent learning experience.
It would of course be quite sometime before you could return.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:04 pm
by longlostposter
Klaatu wrote:Milo is NOT a gaylien. Period. End of Story. Lay off the guy. Gee Whiz.
If anyone should be suspect it is that mutant monkey who has been SUSPICIOUSLY ABSENT for quite some time now. Come Back Curious George, wherever you are.
Some serious fissures are beginning to appear in what was once a very solid alliance. This pains me. I am at once sorry to leave you during this time and content to know that I wont be around to witness what may become a collapse of your brother/sisterhood.
Lest you allow such a thing to occur, be reminded that it is just this sort of thing that permits the perpetuation of the Illuminate, The Gaylien Menace and other sordid conspiracies.
Beware, Beware my friends
Decent within the ranks. It is the one thing that a strong, succesful and far-flung power group simultaneously will NOT ABIDE within its own ranks and depends on in the ranks of its detractors. I hope for all your sakes that it is not too late. You have survived so many assaults:
- Early arguments among yourselves
Warnings from the oderators and
The arbitrary division and renaming of the thread
Insults and invectives from non-believers
Spaciegirls minions (the food fight),
The encroachment of LordGreyStroke until he capitulated by citing your work in his first video fllowing his iillness. (I hope you are feeling well now sir).
In the words of your USofA's great revolutionairies you "... stand together or die alone.
My time now is very short. I grow giddy with anticipation. Your government has been gracious enough to grant my request for an extension of Daylight Savings Time so that I can better prepare for my departure upon the Equinox. My apologies to those adversly affected.
I hope to visit again before I go. Unlike Joans claim of chaotic conditions, things here are indeed at a fever pitch.
Ta Ta for now
Ta ta, Klaatu, and be well. Your warnings do indeed require immediate attention and reflection.
I will miss your posts. I truly loved reading them.
Oh, and joyous Equinox to you, my friend.
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:48 pm
by ApotheosisAZ
From
the wikipedia article for events occuring in the year 1989:
The entirely accurate and reliable wikipedia wrote:August 8 - STS-28: Space Shuttle Columbia takes off on a secret 5-day military mission.
October 9 - An official news agency in the Soviet Union reports the landing of a UFO in Voronezh (Russia).
Seventeen days later, Bree was "born." The Cold War ended soon thereafter.
I know these events are all linked to the "Galien" conspiracy. The timing of these events can't be mere coincidence.
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:50 pm
by JohnBigbootie
19000 - is this enough?
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:10 am
by milowent
JohnBigbootie wrote:19000 - is this enough?
To quote Robert Smith: "It's Never enough, never enough, never enough, never enough, never enough, never enough." Man that guy can write.
And seriously, though, a VET? More qualified to treat gayliens? I can't make this stuff up, it just falls into your lap.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:29 pm
by longlostposter
milowent wrote:JohnBigbootie wrote:19000 - is this enough?
To quote Robert Smith: "It's Never enough, never enough, never enough, never enough, never enough, never enough." Man that guy can write.
And seriously, though, a VET? More qualified to treat gayliens? I can't make this stuff up, it just falls into your lap.
LMAO
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:17 pm
by ohgollygeedamn
Yup. Definitely aliens.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:28 pm
by JohnBigbootie
Well, no surprise that our intrepid trio took a trip to the vet instead of the hospital. Bree was right. If any human physician got a hold of any one of them (especially JOan) he/she would know immediately that something was very, very wrong.
The Gayliens imitation skin must indeed be quite fragile if one can pierce it through with a screwdriver (I can't help wondering if it was a flat head or phillips - it is never the one you need).
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:30 pm
by Beckers
JohnBigbootie wrote:Well, no surprise that our intrepid trio took a trip to the vet instead of the hospital. Bree was right. If any human physician got a hold of any one of them (especially JOan) he/she would know immediately that something was very, very wrong.
The Gayliens imitation skin must indeed be quite fragile if one can pierce it through with a screwdriver (I can't help wondering if it was a flat head or phillips - it is never the one you need).
no matter what typ e of screwdriver...with enough force...almost anything can penetrate the huan skin.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:30 am
by ApotheosisAZ
Some more photographic evidence may be in order.

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:34 pm
by JohnBigbootie
APZ your suggestions have been taken under advisment. The clues have been taken under advisement at the GRC and will be thoroughly researched. I suspect you are onto something important.
(Beckers you are correct. Given enough thrust, almost anything can penetrate the human body. I once witnessed a horrible at the Yoyodyne Propulsion Laboratory in which a man was impaled by a stream of lime Jello moving at an incredibly accelerated speed. It was horrible. )
Those things aside, recent events demand immediate attention.
What- if anything - are we to learn from the last few videos? Will the penetration of Joans latex human skin cause unexpected problems? Will the animal anesthetics prescribed by the Vet adversly interact with the Epogen and casue bizzarre behaviors? The unnatural relationship between DB and Joan is a given at this point, Will Bree's absence allow the boys some sorely needed alone time or will DB's predatory behavior toward Joans auntie threaten the happiness they have fought so hard for??
Speaking of Auntie...udging from her appearance she must certainly be an alien of some sort; and of a kind either not as experienced or maybe concerned with its disguise as are our tentative trio. Auntie's latex full body cover (a standard used by aliens to disguise themselves and move among us) is a little worn and very shiny at places suggesting extended use, and the face paint looks as though a few too many coats have been applied.
Is it possible that Auntie is a much more senior entity sent here to straighten things out?
How does this relate to Taigs dissapearance and his last few reports of the secret religious cult he was investigating?