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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:41 pm
by Flautapantera
aeryolol wrote:How are playstions and Micheal Jackson the same?
They are both turned on by little boys.
Yeah....the one I'm thinking about isn't so tasteful. It's kinda gross - but funny!
I
can say this one:
How do you know when it's time for bed?
When the big hand's on the little hand.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:42 pm
by aeryolol
Flautapantera wrote:aeryolol wrote:How are playstions and Micheal Jackson the same?
They are both turned on by little boys.
Yeah....the one I'm thinking about isn't so tasteful. It's kinda gross - but funny!
I
can say this one:
How do you know when it's time for bed?
When the big hand's on the little hand.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:43 pm
by Mirage
Wow, FP, that was almost...tame.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:44 pm
by Flautapantera
Mirage wrote:Wow, FP, that was almost...tame.
I know...not my best joke. As I said, I can't reveal the other one. Poo.
Now
this is my favorite non-Michael Jackson joke:
Two peanuts were standing on a street corner. One was assaulted/a salted.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:48 pm
by Mirage
Flautapantera wrote:
Two peanuts were standing on a street corner. One was assaulted/a salted.
*drums* Badaboom!
I wish I had more clean jokes.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:48 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
All this discussion of Michael reminds me of the early work of another Jackson. Peter Jackson...
WARNING: Not for kids. Contains Freudian set designs and Muppet-like puppets singing about acts some people find unnatural.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:53 pm
by Mirage
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:All this discussion of Michael reminds me of the early work of another Jackson. Peter Jackson...
WARNING: Not for kids. Contains Freudian set designs and Muppet-like puppets singing about acts some people find unnatural.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BCcaMIcwz30
I'm actually speechless.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:23 pm
by djmadscribbler
Yes, Peter Jackson's come a long way, but I think his best movie is still Heavenly Creatures.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:28 pm
by Mirage
I dont know if that video was terrifying or hillarious. Maybe both.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:32 pm
by Sheikh Gomelez
djmadscribbler wrote:Yes, Peter Jackson's come a long way, but I think his best movie is still Heavenly Creatures.
Amen. Although
Feebles is a personal favorite of mine.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:50 pm
by LesterG
2 guys walked into a bar...
the third one ducked.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:53 pm
by Flautapantera
LesterG wrote:2 guys walked into a bar...
the third one ducked.
That one's always a laugh and a half. I tried telling it to my sister over the phone and she didn't understand it at all. I guess something got lost in translation.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:25 pm
by Cuddlebunni
There were two lil olives sittin up on a wall.
One fell off.
The other one looked down and said " oh no! oh no! are you ok?"
The fallen olive looked up and said " O-live" (I'll live)
teehheee.. the first time I heard that one I died. It struck me so funny and im not sure why.
P.S. Its better with facial expressions- Maybe I will do it in my next vid.. lol
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:47 pm
by BallsyMcD
my fav stupid ass joke:
so a dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:53 pm
by Luv2Skydive
nobackspacebutton wrote:iamcool wrote:ok not what i thought the thread was about
It was done on purpose to attract the attention of everyone in Pervytown.
But now we ALL know your DIRTY little SECRET and WHY you clicked this thread!!! O.O!
LIAR! LIARRRRRRRRRR! It's like YT vids with the screenshot of something....ya know....RAWR...and then it's....not.
j/k