Lonelygirl15

longlostposter wrote:

Chelseyrl wrote:Not shock. Just puke.

(You insulted Jonas earlier, that was my way of insulting Daniel... even though I really don't have any hate towards him. )

OK, fair enough. Can I have Jonas too?

Chelseyrl wrote:HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO.

PolkadotConfederation wrote:WTF JULI!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T HAVE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Chelseyrl wrote:I will retract my last technical foul if you take back the whole Jonas thing.

longlostposter wrote:

PolkadotConfederation wrote:WTF JULI!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T HAVE JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I see. Now you're going to get into this too?

*Whips Jonas' ass, who enjoys it immensely*:smt079

PolkadotConfederation wrote:I refuse to resort to any form of violence, though I do admit that I would rather have Jonas all to myself.

Chelseyrl wrote:*Pulls Jonas out*

Uh uh Juli! NO NO NO!!!! Leave him alone. This is Daniel Beast cat fight.

Chelseyrl wrote:Don't worry, you don't get a technical foul. Just back off of Jonas, don't talk about this Yousef thing...person... animal... whatever it is and I will take away that last TF.

consideration wrote:You know, I'll just take a break while you guys fight over Jonas.

Consid: Hey big man.
Daniel: Finally we've got a moment. That closet okay?
Consid: Let's go.

consideration wrote:*Walks back into room, brushes back sex hair, takes popcorn*
Okay, what have I missed?

longlostposter wrote:

consideration wrote:You know, I'll just take a break while you guys fight over Jonas.

Consid: Hey big man.
Daniel: Finally we've got a moment. That closet okay?
Consid: Let's go.

Oh, do you mean the closet with your dirty smelly clothes you've collected for the last year. DB would never go in there...liar.

longlostposter wrote:Daniel: Oh, baby that was the best. I barely survived that.

Juli: There's more comin', big boy.

consideration wrote:Hey everyone:
I love you.

That is the answer.

longlostposter wrote:Don't go to sleep, bitch.

consideration wrote:There's not enough violence.



Consid: OOOHHHH! Damn...Daniel...
Daniel: Yeah, baby, I know you like it.

Chelseyrl wrote:C'mon bitches! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

longlostposter wrote:


Consideration, after ass has been throughly beaten, creeping across the floor:smt100

consideration wrote:AUGH where did fighting come from???

longlostposter wrote:Turns attention to The Beast.

Daniel: OOOOOHHHHHHH, ooohhhh, Ohhhhhh
Juli: That was a good one, baby, I can tell.

consideration wrote:Guysssss we have to get to 30 pages tonight.
But then, I gots to go to bed.

Daniel: With me?
Consid: Of course.

longlostposter wrote:OK, I have to give credit where credit is due. This was a good one.

longlostposter wrote:*Goes back to beating considdy the shreds*

Considdy after good whuppin':

longlostposter wrote:*calls ambulance to come and takeConsiddy's half-dead body to the emergency room*

Chelseyrl wrote:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WE NOW ARE IN THE DEATH ROUND....



uhhLET'S GET READY TO RUUUUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!


*DING DING DING*

consideration wrote:

Juli's body is literally ripped in half. Call the medics.

Chelseyrl wrote:I will make my announcement as to who the winner is on page 31.

FIGHT LADIES FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

consideration wrote:WHAT?!?!?!

Chelseyrl wrote:

longlostposter wrote:Oh, no, you didn't.









*dumps considdy in dumpster*

consideration wrote:

Chelseyrl wrote:WTF IS WITH THIS NICE SHIT? FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

longlostposter wrote:*kicks Considdy in the throat, causing her to be unable to breathe, she falls on the floor in a writhing heap*

*kicks her in the face*

Take that, bitch.

consideration wrote:GUNS!!!

consideration wrote:*Pokes Juli's eyes out*
Try to see now!

consideration wrote:Omg, these smileys are so hard to do!!!

DEMONS!!!

consideration wrote:*Pant pant*
Daniel, I love you.

*Breaks Juli's femurs*

longlostposter wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhh, glad I got that off my chest.

*lies down beside Daniel, who begins back rub*

consideration wrote:MORTAL KOMBAAAATTT!!!



Haha! You'll never get all that puke off you!

Chelseyrl wrote:What a tremendous day we have had ladies and gentleman. Today, two women fought over the beloved Danielbeast, for 30 pages. It was a long, tedious fight. Very amusing as well. Who could forget all the naughty, sexual things said as the women were fighting? I know I can't! HA HA HAaaaaa.... But at any rate... we do have a winner.

Is it Consideration?
or
Is it Longlostposter?


*Smoke rises and a hooded figure comes out; the winner.*

Chelseyrl wrote:



Daniel's Puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aithne wrote:Congrats to all the fighters! You guys are great. Thanks

longlostposter wrote:Thank you, Aithne.

*wraps finger with ice pack*

consideration wrote:Today has been the greatest forum day of my life thus far. I love you guys.
But now, I must retire. I'm about to pass out on my keyboard.
Much love you guys!

longlostposter wrote:Good night, Considdy. sleep well.

Chelseyrl wrote:HEY! I AM THE REF! I MAKE THE FINAL DECISION! DANIEL'S PUPPY IS THE FUCKING WINNER!

googl amount of guns.

Chelseyrl wrote:Shyeah... dass right.
I told you not to mess with the ref.


_DECISION HAS BEEN MADE AND IS FINAL_

longlostposter wrote:Yes, ma'am.

*salutes*

Cloud_ax wrote:this was scarry and i think i wet myself a few times

longlostposter wrote:LMAO @ virtual ass-kicking.

Aithne wrote:I wish I could copy this whole thread and save it for a rainy day. It's priceless.

Cloud_ax wrote:

Aithne wrote:What can Daniel say when he sees this...other then

this

PolkadotConfederation wrote:This thread should go down in time as the greatest thread ever created.

Chelseyrl wrote:I think it had a great twist at the end, personally

PolkadotConfederation wrote:Daniel, again I would like to extend my utmost sympathies, for these fine ladies just don't seem to know how to conrol themselves. I think they've all gone absolutely mad.

longlostposter wrote:

Aithne wrote:

longlostposter wrote:Wow, that wasn't pretty, Aithne.

Story of my life. I laugh hysterically and the room gets quiet with everybody looking around awkwardly, which makes me laugh even more etc...

Holy cow...I would so love that. I'm jealous. The ability to shut people up is priceless.

Chelseyrl wrote:

nowherepixie wrote:*sniggles at the chickens*

Sniggle?

Chelseyrl wrote:I tried reading that. I only got to like page 3 and was bored.

This has so many curveballs, it's fuckin' dandy.



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Chelseyrl wrote:*Points*


LOOK! It's DANIEL!

longlostposter wrote:Daniel??

*Gets out silk sheets*

Come here baby, I want hard and I want it fast.

Chelseyrl wrote: *Throws an Orange at Juli's head; she's knocked unconscious*


MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Chelseyrl wrote:Bitch please. I trained Tachy.