Lonelygirl15

longlostposter wrote:Did you know that Simon and Garfunkel are the greatest duo of all time?

did you know that simon and garfunkel are in second place to jonas and daniel?

and by second place, did you know i meant to say that jonas and daniel are the only duo in the world who are more gay than simon and garfunkel?

Huh?

Did you know that I was about to respond with a joke to Plat's post until I read the second part?

Do you have any idea how much jokes like the one about Simon and Garfunkel piss me off?

Do you have any idea what it's like to be gay and to have the fact of your existence used repeatedly as a pejorative?

Are you sorry you asked?

Do you realize that it really doesn't matter what Jonas and Daniel's orientation is?

Do you understand that so many people have beaten it to death that it makes me very furious as well as when people keep bringing it up because of something silly as someone wiping their mouth?

Do you realize that a lot of people don't give a shit if the boys are gay, straight, bi or asexual?

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(okay moving on... uh.... how about...)
Did you know that I have blue eyes?

No, Chel, but the real question here is...does plat realize how dangerous pissing Lass off can be?

And how if he were in my presence insulting Simon and Garfunkel, I would kick him in the groin area?

Oh, Plat, you are a MAN, right?

Languorous Lass wrote:Did you know that there are those who will disagree with you, but when challenged will not be able to name anyone else, but will just mutter "Humph." and feel like idiots?

Ha ha ha, what idiot would claim to be able to name a duo greater than Simon and Garfunkel? Plat?

Chelseyrl wrote:Who wouldn't know the song "Oh yeah... well well you... you make my dreeeams come truuuue. dooo ooo doo dooo doo ooo"?

Chel, are you messing with me? Surely you know that is Hall and Oates? And that they do not even begin to fill S&G's shoes?

Which question am i supposed to address?

Does anyone know?

longlostposter wrote:No, Chel, but the real question here is...does plat realize how dangerous pissing Lass off can be?

Heheheheheh.

Oops -- was that supposed to be a question? Can I say "Heheheheheh?"?

longlostposter wrote:And how if he were in my presence insulting Simon and Garfunkel, I would kick him in the groin area?

Well, Juli, might I point out that calling Simon and Garfunkel "gay" isn't an insult -- just inaccurate? At least as far as Paul Simon is concerned?

Come to think of it, re: Art Garfunkel, does anyone have any idea?

longlostposter wrote:Oh, Plat, you are a MAN, right?

Is it fair for me to snark "Is there any real doubt?" when in another thread I've been arguing that there are fewer differences than similarities between men and women?

Languorous Lass wrote:Did you know that there are those who will disagree with you, but when challenged will not be able to name anyone else, but will just mutter "Humph." and feel like idiots?

longlostposter wrote:Ha ha ha, what idiot would claim to be able to name a duo greater than Simon and Garfunkel? Plat?

Um . . . don't you know that I frequently argue just for the sake of arguing, but usually have more evidence in support of my points than I did when I raised that snarky and idiotic question?

Chelseyrl wrote:Who wouldn't know the song "Oh yeah... well well you... you make my dreeeams come truuuue. dooo ooo doo dooo doo ooo"?

longlostposter wrote:Chel, are you messing with me? Surely you know that is Hall and Oates? And that they do not even begin to fill S&G's shoes?

Is that really Hall and Oates?

Do you know how embarrassing it is for me not to have recognized them, given that they are my homeboys?

How would i be able to tell how embarrassed you are?

Lass wrote:Well, Juli, might I point out that calling Simon and Garfunkel "gay" isn't an insult -- just inaccurate? At least as far as Paul Simon is concerned?

Ahh, quite right, Lass. Will you forgive me?

Who would have thought that a simple question about Simon and Garfunkel would cause such a stir here?

Island, do you not see the smiley?

Is it a possibility that i missed the smiley?

Well it's a possibility, but is it a probability?

lol

Do i know the difference between them?

Do you?

Juli, did you know that you are very smart with catching on to my dry wit?
(The Hall and Oates thing came from when I was younger I thought they were Simon and Garfunkel, and I would always mess them up when my mom listened to both.)