Sim7lizard wrote:Top Ten Reasons Why Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas
1. Pirates eat meat.
2. Pirates can fly.
3. Pirates can go through walls.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates can eat their own flesh for mana point regen.
6. Pirates listen to heavy metal.
7. Pirates drink scotch, and lots of it.
8. Pirates are immortal.
9. Pirates could kick Bush's ass, if they wanted to, that is. But they wouldnt, because Bush himself is a pirate, and the Pirate Code forbids kicking another pirate's ass.
10.Pirates have been known to raise hell and shit. Oh yeah, they also rap about bitches, hoes, and bling-bling.
1. ninjas eat meat as well
2. no they cant, unless they are in a cannon and someone shoots the cannon...
3. if they break the wall, sure.
4. nope, they kidnap virgins during the night
5. they would die then
6. not really
7. they drink ale
8. no they're not, you've been watching too much POTC
9. the pirate code doesnt forbid that
10. pirates are not rappers, they can sing songs about the sea and all that stuff, but they cant rap.
Sim7lizard wrote:Top Ten Reasons Why Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas
1. Pirates eat meat.
2. Pirates can fly.
3. Pirates can go through walls.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates can eat their own flesh for mana point regen.
6. Pirates listen to heavy metal.
7. Pirates drink scotch, and lots of it.
8. Pirates are immortal.
9. Pirates could kick Bush's ass, if they wanted to, that is. But they wouldnt, because Bush himself is a pirate, and the Pirate Code forbids kicking another pirate's ass.
10.Pirates have been known to raise hell and shit. Oh yeah, they also rap about bitches, hoes, and bling-bling.
1. ninjas eat meat as well
2. no they cant, unless they are in a cannon and someone shoots the cannon...
3. if they break the wall, sure.
4. nope, they kidnap virgins during the night
5. they would die then
6. not really
7. they drink ale
8. no they're not, you've been watching too much POTC
9. the pirate code doesnt forbid that
10. pirates are not rappers, they can sing songs about the sea and all that stuff, but they cant rap.
That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.
Sim7lizard wrote:Top Ten Reasons Why Pirates Are Better Than Ninjas
1. Pirates eat meat.
2. Pirates can fly.
3. Pirates can go through walls.
4. Ninjas are gay.
5. Pirates can eat their own flesh for mana point regen.
6. Pirates listen to heavy metal.
7. Pirates drink scotch, and lots of it.
8. Pirates are immortal.
9. Pirates could kick Bush's ass, if they wanted to, that is. But they wouldnt, because Bush himself is a pirate, and the Pirate Code forbids kicking another pirate's ass.
10.Pirates have been known to raise hell and shit. Oh yeah, they also rap about bitches, hoes, and bling-bling.
1. ninjas eat meat as well
2. no they cant, unless they are in a cannon and someone shoots the cannon...
3. if they break the wall, sure.
4. nope, they kidnap virgins during the night
5. they would die then
6. not really
7. they drink ale
8. no they're not, you've been watching too much POTC
9. the pirate code doesnt forbid that
10. pirates are not rappers, they can sing songs about the sea and all that stuff, but they cant rap.