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- colbertnationgirl
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You Know You're From Minnesota When...
The weather is usually 80% of your conversation. (True!)
When you say "down south" you're referring to Iowa. (True!)
You call highways "freeways." (True!)
Snow tires came standard on your car. (True!)
You've never taken public transportation. (True!)
75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota. (True!)
"Perkins" was the only hangout option in high school. (True!)
You assume when you say "The Cities" people know where you're talking about. (True!)
You can list all the "-dales." (True!)
People from other states love to hear you say words with "o"s in them. ( I dunno...)
In a conversation you've heard someone say "yah sure, you betcha" and you didn't laugh. (True!)
You could pinpoint exactly where each scene in the movie "Untamed Heart" was filmed. (Uh no.)
You hate the movie "Fargo" but realize you and your entire family have that same accent. (Uh no.)
You get mad at people who think Fargo is in Minnesota. (True!)
You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it. (True!)
You have fish boiled in lye for Christmas. (Uh no.)
You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly.
You know the 2 sports-related reasons why we hate Dallas. (No.)
Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a MN car. ( I could care less)
The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks. (True!)
You're a loyal Target shopper. (True!)
You've frozen your tongue on a metal handrail before. (Unfortunately... yes.)
You own an ice house, a snowmobile, and a 4 wheel drive vehicle. (No but most people do)
You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees outside in March, but you bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60. (True!)
You have gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow. (True! 1991 baby)
You've not only walked across a lake, you've driven across one. (True!)
Everyone you know has a cabin or, at least, access to one. (True!)
You know that Lake Wobegon isn't real and you know who made it up, where they live, and exactly what you want to do about it. (True!)
You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions. (No...)
You consider a six inch snowfall a blessing for "the cities" because it provides instant urban renewal. (I hate snow)
You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months. (True!)
Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February. (True!)
You believe the only REAL vehicles have skis in front and a loud motor under your seat. (no.)
You consider snow banks to be "just another rough" on the golf course. (I don't golf)
You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time. (True! but I wasn't out in public)
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday. (True!)
Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival." (True!)
The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it's summer. (True!)
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire East Coast. (True!)
You think happiness is owning a "piece of lakeshore." (True!)
You never meet any celebrities except The "BODY" (True!)
You know what and where "Dinkytown" is. (True!)
When you talk about "opener" you are not talking about cans. (True!)
You have refused to buy something because it's too "spendy." (True!)
You believe that the Vikings would have won four Super Bowls by now if they were still playing in Metropolitan Stadium. ( Don't care)
You are convinced the Twins will never win the pennant because the owners are too cheap to pay the good players, so they all leave.
(Don't care)
Your town has an equal number of bars and churches. (True!)
You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert. You think that ketchup is a little too spicy. (No)
Your gas station thinks "full service" means filling your gas tank, washing the windshield, checking the oil and being friendly to the customers. (NOOOO)
You (or your parents) voted for Mondale. (Idk)
You've seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" in Uptown. (True!)
You know that everyone has a city preference -- Minneapolis or St. Paul. (True!)
You can honestly claim Germanic / Scandinavian ancestors, and have been known to say "ya" instead of "yes" (True!)
Upon seeing an ocean for the first time, you say, "Hey! That looks like Lake Superior!" (Never seen an ocean...)
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The weather is usually 80% of your conversation. (True!)
When you say "down south" you're referring to Iowa. (True!)
You call highways "freeways." (True!)
Snow tires came standard on your car. (True!)
You've never taken public transportation. (True!)
75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota. (True!)
"Perkins" was the only hangout option in high school. (True!)
You assume when you say "The Cities" people know where you're talking about. (True!)
You can list all the "-dales." (True!)
People from other states love to hear you say words with "o"s in them. ( I dunno...)
In a conversation you've heard someone say "yah sure, you betcha" and you didn't laugh. (True!)
You could pinpoint exactly where each scene in the movie "Untamed Heart" was filmed. (Uh no.)
You hate the movie "Fargo" but realize you and your entire family have that same accent. (Uh no.)
You get mad at people who think Fargo is in Minnesota. (True!)
You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it. (True!)
You have fish boiled in lye for Christmas. (Uh no.)
You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly.

You know the 2 sports-related reasons why we hate Dallas. (No.)
Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a MN car. ( I could care less)
The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks. (True!)
You're a loyal Target shopper. (True!)
You've frozen your tongue on a metal handrail before. (Unfortunately... yes.)
You own an ice house, a snowmobile, and a 4 wheel drive vehicle. (No but most people do)
You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees outside in March, but you bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60. (True!)
You have gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow. (True! 1991 baby)
You've not only walked across a lake, you've driven across one. (True!)
Everyone you know has a cabin or, at least, access to one. (True!)
You know that Lake Wobegon isn't real and you know who made it up, where they live, and exactly what you want to do about it. (True!)
You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions. (No...)
You consider a six inch snowfall a blessing for "the cities" because it provides instant urban renewal. (I hate snow)
You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months. (True!)
Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February. (True!)
You believe the only REAL vehicles have skis in front and a loud motor under your seat. (no.)
You consider snow banks to be "just another rough" on the golf course. (I don't golf)
You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time. (True! but I wasn't out in public)
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday. (True!)
Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival." (True!)
The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it's summer. (True!)
You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire East Coast. (True!)
You think happiness is owning a "piece of lakeshore." (True!)
You never meet any celebrities except The "BODY" (True!)
You know what and where "Dinkytown" is. (True!)
When you talk about "opener" you are not talking about cans. (True!)
You have refused to buy something because it's too "spendy." (True!)
You believe that the Vikings would have won four Super Bowls by now if they were still playing in Metropolitan Stadium. ( Don't care)
You are convinced the Twins will never win the pennant because the owners are too cheap to pay the good players, so they all leave.
(Don't care)
Your town has an equal number of bars and churches. (True!)
You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert. You think that ketchup is a little too spicy. (No)
Your gas station thinks "full service" means filling your gas tank, washing the windshield, checking the oil and being friendly to the customers. (NOOOO)
You (or your parents) voted for Mondale. (Idk)
You've seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" in Uptown. (True!)
You know that everyone has a city preference -- Minneapolis or St. Paul. (True!)
You can honestly claim Germanic / Scandinavian ancestors, and have been known to say "ya" instead of "yes" (True!)
Upon seeing an ocean for the first time, you say, "Hey! That looks like Lake Superior!" (Never seen an ocean...)
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You just had a Kyle moment.

- Cloud_ax
- Hymn of One
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- Joined: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:20 pm
- Location: stealing a plane to Zi's wedding, who wants to come??
You Are 45% Left Brained, 55% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyourightorleftbrainedquiz/

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyourightorleftbrainedquiz/

I'm Ziola's Little Brother.
My big sister is getting married!!
"If this is a dream, don't wake me up."
You Are Most Like Richard Nixon

Oh sure, you give people plenty of reasons to call you "Tricky Dick."
But you're actually quite diplomatic, even though you secretly hate your enemies.
What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatmodernusp ... tlikequiz/
You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamacorapcquiz/
Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Intuition

You are:
Multilayered and complex
Inspired and driven to achieve your goals
A visionary with a complete life plan
Intuitive enough to understand difficult problems, ideas, and people
What's Your Personality Cluster?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpers ... usterquiz/

Oh sure, you give people plenty of reasons to call you "Tricky Dick."

But you're actually quite diplomatic, even though you secretly hate your enemies.
What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatmodernusp ... tlikequiz/
You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamacorapcquiz/
Your Personality Cluster is Introverted Intuition

You are:
Multilayered and complex
Inspired and driven to achieve your goals
A visionary with a complete life plan
Intuitive enough to understand difficult problems, ideas, and people
What's Your Personality Cluster?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourpers ... usterquiz/
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You just had a Kyle moment.

You just had a Kyle moment.

- colbertnationgirl
- Hymn of One
- Posts: 14857
- Joined: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:42 am
You Know You're From Vermont When...
You can instantly convert kilometers to miles - and vice versa (not true)
You've got at least three different types of Ben and Jerry's in your fridge at all times (more like 5
)
You own at least one tie dyed t-shirt (:oops:)
You can roll a mean joint and make a water bong (drugs rot your brain
)
You're still hanging on to those old bootlegged Phish tapes (Before my time.
)
At least of one your friends lives in a van (true)
You don't think there's anything odd about voting for a Socialist (true)
There's four seasons - summer, fall, winter, and mud (true
)
You've skied Mad River Glen (true)
You believe in diversity, even though all your friends are white (true
)
You scoff at imitation maple syrup (very true)
You don't know what's so funny about Super Troopers (true)
You can instantly convert kilometers to miles - and vice versa (not true)
You've got at least three different types of Ben and Jerry's in your fridge at all times (more like 5

You own at least one tie dyed t-shirt (:oops:)
You can roll a mean joint and make a water bong (drugs rot your brain

You're still hanging on to those old bootlegged Phish tapes (Before my time.

At least of one your friends lives in a van (true)
You don't think there's anything odd about voting for a Socialist (true)
There's four seasons - summer, fall, winter, and mud (true

You've skied Mad River Glen (true)
You believe in diversity, even though all your friends are white (true

You scoff at imitation maple syrup (very true)
You don't know what's so funny about Super Troopers (true)
That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.
- colbertnationgirl
- Hymn of One
- Posts: 14857
- Joined: Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:42 am
You Are Most Like John F. Kennedy

You live a fairy tale life that most people envy.
And while you may have a few dark secrets, few people know them.
What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatmodernusp ... tlikequiz/
You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamacorapcquiz/

You live a fairy tale life that most people envy.
And while you may have a few dark secrets, few people know them.
What Modern US President Are You Most Like?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatmodernusp ... tlikequiz/
You are a PC

You're practical, thrifty, and able to do almost anything.
Appearances and trends aren't important to you. You just like to get the job done.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamacorapcquiz/
That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.
- kellylen
- The Order of Denderah
- Posts: 2673
- Joined: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:06 am
- Location: New Jersey
- Contact:
Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
How Do Men See You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howdomenseeyouquiz/
Your SAT Score of 1320 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Lower Than Al Gore
You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny
You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range
Equivalent ACT score: 30
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
College of William and Mary
New York University
Boston College
United States Naval Academy
University of California, Berkeley
What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursatscoremeanquiz/
What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as confident and determined.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdopeoplet ... rfacequiz/
Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.
The Five Variable Love Test
http://www.blogthings.com/thefivevariablelovetest/
You Are Pretty Happy Being Single

You have a full, fun life. And you definitely don't need love to be content.
Of course, being single can get you down a little. Especially when you've been single for a while.
But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. You're life is too good to settle for anything!
Are You Happy Being Single?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouhappybeingsinglequiz/

Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait
How Do Men See You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howdomenseeyouquiz/
Your SAT Score of 1320 Means:

You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern
You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush
You Scored Lower Than Al Gore
You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny
You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman
You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates
Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range
Equivalent ACT score: 30
Schools that Fit Your SAT Score:
College of William and Mary
New York University
Boston College
United States Naval Academy
University of California, Berkeley
What Does Your SAT Score Mean?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursatscoremeanquiz/
What Your Face Says

At first glance, people see you as confident and determined.
Overall, your true self is reserved and logical.
With friends, you seem logical, detached, and a bit manipulative.
In love, you seem energetic - almost manic.
In stressful situations, you seem selfish and moody.
What Do People Think Of Your Face?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdopeoplet ... rfacequiz/
Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.
The Five Variable Love Test
http://www.blogthings.com/thefivevariablelovetest/
You Are Pretty Happy Being Single

You have a full, fun life. And you definitely don't need love to be content.
Of course, being single can get you down a little. Especially when you've been single for a while.
But you know how to be patient and wait for the right person. You're life is too good to settle for anything!
Are You Happy Being Single?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouhappybeingsinglequiz/
Oh yeah. I'm that girl on FOB Life who Rafine said that Reza, Jackson, and Yousef all wanted to screw when I called in.
lolz
I<3Miles
RIP Maddy
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I<3Miles
RIP Maddy
- Sim7lizard
- Hymn of One
- Posts: 11930
- Joined: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:03 pm
- Location: Drinking Orange Soda
You Are a Mac

You are creative, stylish, and super trendy.
You demand the best - even if it costs an arm and a leg.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamacorapcquiz/
Your Inner Color is Purple

Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.
You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a partner who sees your vision and adopts it as their own.
Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician.
What's Your Inner Color?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourinnercolorquiz/
You Are 14% Jealous

You aren't jealous in the least, and it's a very good thing.
You are content with your own life, and you're proud of who you are.
And you are able to be truly happy when a friend has things go their way.
You're confident, capable, and full of high self esteem. Keep it up!
How Jealous Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howjealousareyouquiz/
There's a 20% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

There's virtually no chance you've been abducted by aliens.
But there's always hope for the future!
What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatarethecha ... liensquiz/
You Can Make 78% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.
Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you!
As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.
Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
http://www.blogthings.com/canyoumakeany ... thyouquiz/
AHA HA HA HA H I WISH!!!!

You are creative, stylish, and super trendy.
You demand the best - even if it costs an arm and a leg.
Are You a Mac or a PC?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouamacorapcquiz/
Your Inner Color is Purple

Your Personality: You're a dreamer and visionary. You believe you were put on this earth to do something great.
You in Love: You're very passionate but often too busy for love. You need a partner who sees your vision and adopts it as their own.
Your Career: You need a job that helps you make a difference. You have a bright future as a guru, politician, teacher, or musician.
What's Your Inner Color?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourinnercolorquiz/
You Are 14% Jealous

You aren't jealous in the least, and it's a very good thing.
You are content with your own life, and you're proud of who you are.
And you are able to be truly happy when a friend has things go their way.
You're confident, capable, and full of high self esteem. Keep it up!
How Jealous Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howjealousareyouquiz/
There's a 20% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens

There's virtually no chance you've been abducted by aliens.
But there's always hope for the future!
What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatarethecha ... liensquiz/
You Can Make 78% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.
Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you!
As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.
Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
http://www.blogthings.com/canyoumakeany ... thyouquiz/
AHA HA HA HA H I WISH!!!!
If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!
You Can Make 83% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?
Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
http://www.blogthings.com/canyoumakeany ... thyouquiz/

Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?
Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
http://www.blogthings.com/canyoumakeany ... thyouquiz/
It's official!! I'm getting married September 28, 2007!!
Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
30% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofame ... speakquiz/
You Know You're From New Hampshire When...
You say "wicked" instead of "really." (yep)
Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen
You drive a Suburu (pfft. Jeep FTW)
Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean (god no)
You rather vacation in New Zealand than Florida (true)
Motorcycle Weekend is the highlight of your summer (sadly enough-Hill Climb Rocks!)
When you take your yearly trip into Boston, you "pak ya cah in Havad Yad" (ug. no)
"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend. (um, try Maine)
You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt
You think of the major food groups as venison, beer, fish, and berries. (I repeat- Ug. no)
You refer to the Patriots as "we".
You can identify a Massachusetts accent. (yep)
You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon. (hehehe...yep)
Down South to you means Boston.
You consider Manchester exotic. (ManchVegas is such a joke)
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Ballantine Ale.
You can actually pronounce Kancamagus. (yep)
You know what a bubbler is. (yep)
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed. (he threw a party to celebrate his son's new treehouse)
You go out for fish fry every Friday. (no, but my parents do)
You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving. (god yes)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Hampshire.
50% General American English
30% Yankee
10% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofame ... speakquiz/
You Know You're From New Hampshire When...
You say "wicked" instead of "really." (yep)
Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen
You drive a Suburu (pfft. Jeep FTW)
Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean (god no)
You rather vacation in New Zealand than Florida (true)
Motorcycle Weekend is the highlight of your summer (sadly enough-Hill Climb Rocks!)
When you take your yearly trip into Boston, you "pak ya cah in Havad Yad" (ug. no)
"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend. (um, try Maine)
You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt
You think of the major food groups as venison, beer, fish, and berries. (I repeat- Ug. no)
You refer to the Patriots as "we".
You can identify a Massachusetts accent. (yep)
You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon. (hehehe...yep)
Down South to you means Boston.
You consider Manchester exotic. (ManchVegas is such a joke)
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Ballantine Ale.
You can actually pronounce Kancamagus. (yep)
You know what a bubbler is. (yep)
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed. (he threw a party to celebrate his son's new treehouse)
You go out for fish fry every Friday. (no, but my parents do)
You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving. (god yes)
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Hampshire.
It's official!! I'm getting married September 28, 2007!!
- Sim7lizard
- Hymn of One
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Your Linguistic Profile:
60% General American English
20% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
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60% General American English
20% Dixie
10% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofame ... speakquiz/
If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!
- BallsyMcD
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Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
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Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
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The adjectives add an element of psychological warfare amongst the children, because they can insult the circle, confuse the circle with 'May Duck' or 'Gray Puck'