Really, Really....HARD. {Pervy Town Island Party}

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:34 am

I really don't know what to say about that!!!

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:23 am

Now, you can't possible be speechless

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:03 pm

Well I think I am!

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:20 pm

YAY! Jackson 2.0 is on its way!!!

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:43 pm

COME ON!!!! Don't say that!

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:36 pm

That thing friggin' SCARES me, Joy!! Give me a man on the inside any time...but please, God, not something...uh...turquoise! <shudder>

(and what's with the undies, Sim? if we're going pervy...it's commando, all the way, right?)

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:05 pm

undies?

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:05 am

chershaytoute wrote:That thing friggin' SCARES me, Joy!! Give me a man on the inside any time...but please, God, not something...uh...turquoise! <shudder>

If you experienced it you would not feel that way! Well... not about the prefering a man thing. As much as I love my toys... they do not compare to the real thing! That thing is AMAZING though!!

My boyfriend lives over 900 miles away from me, right now. Until he gets down here (about 3 weeks), my toys are what I rely on. I have always loved toys. Even before I owned them. *that rabbit is not my only one, just the best* My best friend and I used to get tons of catalogues for toys every week when I lived in Nashville. We would go through and pick our favorites. I have had a lot of basic models and bullets... I just got that rabbit last week, and I have a waterproof jackrabbit waiting at the post office for me to pick up in the morning! Even when my boyfriend gets down here, my toys will get plenty of use!! He's not intimidated by them at all and will use them on me!

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:08 am

HAHA! Here's the one I am picking up tomorrow!

It's very similar to the other... I will have to see about the intensity. The down side to this one is that it lacks the twirling head... BUT!! It is waterproof!! There's something about getting off while emerged in water! I love waterproof toys!!!!!

HAHA! I could write some serious reviews for these things. I wonder if I could get paid to do that??

chershaytoute · Post by **chershaytoute** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:19 am

I think what bothers me is the fact that those're in non-living color.
Purple looks like it...well, died, somehow? <shudder> Gangrene, ya know?

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:34 pm

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:44 pm

Trust me... when they're doing their job, I do not pay attention to the color one bit!!! That's the last thing on my mind. I tested out the JackRabbit immediately after my daughter went to bed tonight... WOW! Much better than the other!!! The head does move... it has more balls that rotate... and they are metal, so you feel them more... It is more intense... and once again... WATERPROOF!!!

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:09 am

Ok this thread is moving from pervy funny to sex-aid....

Let's bring it back to pervy funny!

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:06 am

well... bring it back then Sim

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 8:34 am

ok...

hmmm

I'm bringing pervy back!!!!

And all them girls don t know how to act!!!