Lonelygirl15

ApotheosisAZ wrote:

Killthesmiley wrote:I've been in love with him since oceans 11

Must you continue to tell the world of our forbidden love, Kelly? What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

ApotheosisAZ wrote:Top five lists are cool! Top five romantic things for me:

#5. A chick that enjoys watching football with me.

#4. A hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washes my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing.

#3. A smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me or washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing, brings me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball.

#2. An incredibly smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing or bringing me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball, is being eye-candy for me and my friends in the billiard room and serving us drinks.

#1. Strolling with a beautiful woman along an Hawaiian beach, enjoying a stimulating intellectual conversation while listening to Mozart's "Quartet in A for Strings," played by an astonishingly smoking hot quartet of chicks who have just then brought me four steak sandwiches after having washed my car while wearing bikinis.

Hooda17 wrote:

ApotheosisAZ wrote:Top five lists are cool! Top five romantic things for me:

#5. A chick that enjoys watching football with me.

#4. A hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washes my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing.

#3. A smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me or washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing, brings me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball.

#2. An incredibly smoking hot chick that, when not enjoying watching football with me, washing my car while wearing a bikini that is far too revealing or bringing me a steak sandwich and a beer for me to enjoy while I am watching basketball, is being eye-candy for me and my friends in the billiard room and serving us drinks.

#1. Strolling with a beautiful woman along an Hawaiian beach, enjoying a stimulating intellectual conversation while listening to Mozart's "Quartet in A for Strings," played by an astonishingly smoking hot quartet of chicks who have just then brought me four steak sandwiches after having washed my car while wearing bikinis.

Whew, I have my work cut out for me..

*turns on TV* No football on.. damn.
*puts on bikini* It's 20 below??? damn.
*puts on snowsuit* Hmm.. this isn't "far too revealing" as instructed.
*takes snowsuit off and scraps the idea of washing the car altogether*
*makes steak sandwich*
*tries to be eye candy..fails*

God, Apo, I don't know if I can handle the stress! I'm going to be asleep by the time you get here.