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dont even mention that twats name to me :evil:

hes a good footballer but he dives sooooo much!

i hope the mls doesnt go like the premiership, its one of the last of the decent leagues that dont dive and go down looking for a free kick at every chance
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oohh man, this is sweet, now i can still not ever go to a soccer game
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iamcool wrote:dont even mention that twats name to me :evil:

hes a good footballer but he dives sooooo much!

i hope the mls doesnt go like the premiership, its one of the last of the decent leagues that dont dive and go down looking for a free kick at every chance
p.s. the only skillz i care about are his skillz in bed
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Ask his wife.
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AutoPilate wrote:Ask his wife.
cristiano ronaldo isn't married :P
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Oh, him. I thought we were talking about Beckham.
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ronaldo is about as straight as a 10 bob note .... btw
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i think that cristiano ronaldo is a wee bit more important than david beckham.
this being because he is single and available! :wink:

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see he's cheering for beckham!
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iamcool wrote:ronaldo is about as straight as a 10 bob note .... btw
umm....in american? ;)
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hes gay though!
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you underestimate MY skillz!

i can make him straight again even if he is gay
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he is gay, seriously!

i might believe u if u send me some pics ;) :P
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wouldn't you prefer video? :smt079
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iamcool wrote:he is gay, seriously!

i might believe u if u send me some pics ;) :P
anyway....how would you know? :shock:
personal experience i assume?
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no i've never met him, and if i did he would be to unconcious for me to talk to him


and i would love a vid ;) :P
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