Two Tickets in a week...

GoodGollyItsHolly · Post by **GoodGollyItsHolly** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:23 pm

I got pulled over for speeding once. I told the cops that I had to go to the bathroom so bad I was going to wet myself, that was why I was speeding. They let me go with a mild verbal warning.

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:37 pm

EXCELLENT! And if that doesn't work, you could always fake severe abdominal cramps and let the officer know that diarrhea is looming on the horizon. Gets rid of 'em quickly.

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:01 pm

I did the cramps thing when I was in High School. But that was a few years back.