longlostposter wrote:Why didn't they spank us right?
'Cause they suck at sex.

I swear, I'm not doing it with them again unless they prove to me they can make it tingle deliciously.
longlostposter wrote:Also, why give us a whip if we're not allowed to use it?
Good question!
Aithne wrote:Sim7lizard wrote:Hey there Lurker!!! How is it hangin?
I don't think it is
LMAO XD
It certainly wasn't last night. You saw to that quite well.
longlostposter wrote:Lurker wrote:If you'd seen us, Sim, you might think they were actually pretty lenient. XD We totally were skirting that PG13 line when it came to the S&M, but, God, it was fun.
Skirting it? You guys left it in the dust...shoot, it was left in the dust long before that. From the language you would think you were watching the fucking Big Lebowski.
Man, we could have made 49 out of 50 old ladies blush.
And, Lurker, you need a spanking for lying, and I'm so gonna tell Aithne.
You're right, Juli. Looks like I've been bad this time.
Oh, Aithne, please come punish me, you goddess among women. <3