Lonelygirl15

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 1:53 am**

longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:*shoots Juli with a normal gun*
*steals laser gun back*

Daniel and me.
*Does figure four on Consideration while she begs for mercy*

*Does half-Nelson on Kari*

*Calls on the ghost of Andre the giant*

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:03 am**

longlostposter wrote:
Aithne wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Daniel, come here, baby. I've got something to give you that the mailman can't deliver.

*Daniel and Juli shut off computer and go to bedroom, leaving Kari and Consideration empty-handed and frustrated*
The crowed rushes back to their seats and cheer that the fight is still on:=D>

Consideration's head explodes, because of said frustration::smt073 Kari's head explodes in like manner.

Juli and Daniel head off into the sunset, ready to begin on the lifelong journey that will end in eternal marital bliss.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:07 am**

Aithne wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
polkadotconfederation wrote:WTF!?!?!??!?!?!?! OMGWTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

seriously wtf? WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! holy crap what are you guys doing?
Beating the shit out of each other.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:10 am**

At this point in time, Consideration goes to take a shower, and so, Chel our ref/announcer says:

Ladies and Gentleman... It is Intermission time... I think...

Go refresh yourself.

So I say:

longlostposter wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Ok, browsing forum with Daniel by my side, eating.
Oops, I correct that, under the computer desk, eating.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:24 am**

kittenishtrance wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:
kittenishtrance wrote:Yup, he was busy falling in love with me.
Not the 'other things' I was referring to.
Well, those "other things" are too private for me and Daniel to talk about in here.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:32 am**

Lurker stops by for a visit:

Lurker wrote:I still don't see a clear-cut winner, but I'd watch out if I were you guys. I don't know how trustworthy the ref is. Looks like she was making a sneaky attempt to get Daniel's attention herself:

Chelseyrl wrote:

There's the ref. Mwuahahaha.

colbertnationgirl wrote:
Lurker wrote:
colbertnationgirl wrote:I believe he was doing 'other things' while we were fighting.
I can't imagine what you might mean, Kari! Explain, in vivid detail for the benefit of your fellow combatants. So there's no confusion.
Sorry Lurker, there is a PG-13 limit on this board.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:39 am**

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:
consideration wrote:Rawr! I'm back! When do we start again?

And by the way, my shower was verrrry refreshing. Thanks for the great time, Daniel.
You know, Lurker, you are right. The ref does look shady.

*Eyes chel suspiciously.
We're going to be geriatrics, still on this thread long after the series is gone.

Old Consid: D-ddd-daaniel is mine...youuuu old bbb-bitches!
Old Juli: Go find your teeth, you hag!
Old Kari: I lost my laser gun!

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:43 am**

Cloud_ax wrote:
consideration wrote:Juli, Bitch. This is your end.

HOLY HELL!!!!!
*dives for dear life*

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 2:48 am**

Our ref then proclaims:

Chelseyrl wrote:Do not question your Ref you little bitches.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 5:41 pm**

What is the "Daniel, ma belle" thread?
It was originally a message for Daniel in Daniel chat. I tweaked the lyrics to the Beatles "Michelle" and added in a marraige proposal.
What it is now, no one can be quite sure of.
But those of us involved know that it's at least this:
-hilarity
-war
-heartwarming
-smiley violence
-a great way to make post count rise

Though the thread started off modestly, it's grown quite quickly into one of the most daunting threads on these boards. The page count is in the hundreds and the post count is in the thousands. We have forged friendships, had delusions about Daniel, and talked about everything from dating to drive thru daiquiri stores.

And now here we are. A thread too large for most people to read, but too funny to go without it. Thanks to a few friends, we offer you this condensed version of the thread we love so much.

Enjoy.

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 6:40 pm**

Juli almost gets taken out of the game:

Chelseyrl wrote:Am I gonna have to declare a KO?

Cloud_ax wrote:start the count out!

consideration wrote:NOOO! She'll show up!

Chelseyrl wrote:At the request of Consid, there will be no countdown.

longlostposter wrote:I'm here, and I'm going to kick some assss!

longlostposter wrote:Thats for the hold on the countdown, Considdy. It is a move you will surely regret!

*pops a cap in Considdy's ass.*

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 6:49 pm**

The fighting continues:

Chelseyrl wrote:uhhhLET'S GET READY TO RUUMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEE!!!

Round 4

*DING DING DING*

longlostposter wrote:And now, to finish Considdy off.

*Calls up John Travolta*

consideration wrote:Thank goodness for ass Kevlar!

longlostposter wrote:Come back here and fight you coward, consideration.

longlostposter wrote:

longlostposter wrote:*Calls in Samuel Jackson as well, who is quoting scriptures of impending doom*

Slanders Considerations name all over the net:

consideration wrote:

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 6:49 pm**

John Travolta gets involved:

Aithne wrote:
longlostposter wrote:And now, to finish Considdy off.

*Calls up John Travolta*

Chelseyrl wrote:AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE STAYIN' ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

consideration wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE STAYIN' ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
I'm gonna STRUT!

Chelseyrl wrote:Strut Juli TO THE DEATTTTTH!

Cloud_ax wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:Strut Juli TO THE DEATTTTTH!

consideration wrote:*Strutting Juli to death*

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 6:58 pm**

The ref makes an announcement:

Chelseyrl wrote:Disclaimer: This referee has no bias. She is just egging both opponents on for a more amusing fight.

This referee also doesn't understand why she is referring to herself in the third person.

Maybe she should just stick to referee-ing a Daniel cat fight.

longlostposter wrote:Why, thank you, Chel. I knew I was the most popular opponent in this fight to the death for Daniel's affections.

Chelseyrl wrote:Who said that?

I didn't.

TECHNICAL FOUUUUL

reason: putting words in my mouth.

Chelseyrl wrote:Don't mess with the ref.

longlostposter wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:Who said that?

I didn't.

TECHNICAL FOUUUUL

reason: putting words in my mouth.
Man, you're rough.

consideration wrote:Julim that's two technical fouls now!
I have none!

Chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:Julim that's two technical fouls now!
I have none!
Watchyaself.

longlostposter wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:Julim that's two technical fouls now!
I have none!
Watchyaself.
LMAO

consideration wrote:
Chelseyrl wrote:
consideration wrote:Julim that's two technical fouls now!
I have none!
Watchyaself.
I haven't done anything! I think you're the best ref ever!

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 7:00 pm**

longlostposter wrote:Daniel sneaks up behind Juli and grabs her tuss.

Daniel: Go, baby, go kick that psycho's asss.

longlostposter wrote:Juli: oh, Beastie, it's so bigggg.
Daniel: I know, baby, and it's all for you.

Chelseyrl wrote:

consideration wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Consid: oh, Beastie, it's so bigggg.
Daniel: I know, baby, and it's all for you.
I know you obsess over my love life, Juli, but you have to remember who Daniel actually loves. ME!

longlostposter wrote:Daniel: Baby, can you wear that baby doll tonight? You know...the crotchless one?
Juli: Anything for you, you sexy Beast.

PolkadotConfederation wrote:
longlostposter wrote:Juli: oh, Beastie, it's so bigggg.
Daniel: I know, baby, and it's all for you.
omfg

Chelseyrl wrote:PG13 reminder folks. Let's keep it semi-clean.

Lonelygirl15

Best of 'Daniel, Ma Belle'