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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:19 pm
by Cloud_ax
bye sim!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:19 pm
by Sim7lizard
jc_gypsy7 wrote:(but you have to warn potential viewers they will never look at Jessica Rose the same way again, lmao!!!)
That s exactly why I wanna show it to JO!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:19 pm
by eno
man... that's one intense bowel movement!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:19 pm
by jc_gypsy7
Sim7lizard wrote:allright guys I'm off for a while...
later Sim, relax and feel better!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:20 pm
by Sim7lizard
oooh i'm not relaxing... I have an ex that said she neede to talk to me.... so we are goin for a walk and a cofee

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:21 pm
by Cloud_ax
Sim7lizard wrote:oooh i'm not relaxing... I have an ex that said she neede to talk to me.... so we are goin for a walk and a cofee
:shock:

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:22 pm
by jc_gypsy7
eno wrote:man... that's one intense bowel movement!
ah, I was afraid we lost you!!

hehe, once every 2 months'd do that to a person, tho, I bet!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:23 pm
by Sim7lizard
Cloud_ax wrote:
Sim7lizard wrote:oooh i'm not relaxing... I have an ex that said she needed to talk to me.... so we are goin for a walk and a cofee
:shock:
What? People need to talk sometime... and God knows why... apparently lots of people wants to talk to me... even ex's!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:23 pm
by Cloud_ax
Sim7lizard wrote:
Cloud_ax wrote:
Sim7lizard wrote:oooh i'm not relaxing... I have an ex that said she needed to talk to me.... so we are goin for a walk and a cofee
:shock:
What? People need to talk sometime... and God knows why... apparently lots of people wants to talk to me... even ex's!
well i can see why.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:24 pm
by Sim7lizard
Cloud_ax wrote:
Sim7lizard wrote:
Cloud_ax wrote: :shock:
What? People need to talk sometime... and God knows why... apparently lots of people wants to talk to me... even ex's!
well i can see why.
Lol well that makes one of us!!! LMAO!!!

Anyway!!! Later!!!!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:25 pm
by eno
aww... they found love....

nope... still here... just distracted again....

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:26 pm
by eno
bye sim!

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:26 pm
by Cloud_ax
bye sim

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:27 pm
by jc_gypsy7
eno wrote:aww... they found love....

nope... still here... just distracted again....
hehe, this is just for you, eno.. I put it up before, but it seems so.. appropriate.. right now, lmao!

~ ~ ~ ~

the winner in the stupidest person of the year contest is:

Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn , Germany) fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged- up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves... "Shit happens."

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:27 pm
by Cloud_ax
eno wrote:aww... they found love....

nope... still here... just distracted again....
well we could have never guessed :roll: :lol: