rachelalexis wrote:Morning party thread. It's not even 10 here and you've already ruined someone's future television bliss.

I'm supposed to BRING bliss, not ruin it!
So I had a dream that I was on a boat with my childhood best friend and her brothers and sisters. And for some reason I was friends with a hooker and we were trying to get this money and only 2 people had it, either an old fat guy or a dude dressed up as a Viking!

So she went off to go do her thing with the OFG, and I started trying to liquor up the Viking. But he ended up passing out.

So then I went to go to the room that my hooker buddy and the OFG was at, when I decided my bra straps weren't cooperating, so I was trying to make those work when they ripped, cause they were made of paper.

So I just took off my bra and went into the room and passed out on the bed. And my hooker friend said that the guy didn't have the money. So I went back to the room I was staying at and everyone was sleeping but my friend's little brother was awake so he wanted to know where I was and I was kneeling down, whispering to him, assuring him I wasn't doing "anything bad" (his words, not mine). Then I saw some shadows out of my eye, it was my friend's sister and a friend of hers that we had all grown up with. They started heading towards me like I didn't see them and I just kinda shrugged them off until they tackled me, so then I started beating the crap out of my friend's sister, punching her and pinching her and stuff.
And then mom woke me up.
