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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:07 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
Broken Kid wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver.
I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith!
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:08 am
by wintermute
Mirage wrote:*hooks you up to a pure caffeine IV*
I need it this morning... And I've got a "technical interview" with AT&T this morning... Ugg... I hate dealing with AT&T...
Hehe... Last time someone asked "How are you and Jesus getting along?" I replied "Fine, until he slept with my wife." I got the blank "WTF?!" stare in return, so added "Oh! You mean *that* Jesus." Fundamentalists have absolutely no sense of humor about religion
Oh well, it ended the conversation pretty quickly
'mute
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:13 am
by Broken Kid
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Broken Kid wrote:I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith!
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical.
I assure you that it's for the former and not the latter reasons. I have no idea how those other rumors got started, but they're totally not true!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:14 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
Broken Kid wrote:Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Broken Kid wrote:I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith!
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical.
I assure you that it's for the former and not the latter reasons. I have no idea how those other rumors got started, but they're totally not true!!!
I'll take your word... on faith, of course.
If you're wrong, I wouldn't want to witness that sort of thing. I'm...
sensitive.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:17 am
by Sim7lizard
wow!!! Complete change of subject!!! From Jesus to sheep hugging ( and by hugging you know what I mean! )
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:20 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
It's all love, man. And it's always all
about love.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:27 am
by wintermute
Sim7lizard wrote:wow!!! Complete change of subject!!! From Jesus to sheep hugging ( and by hugging you know what I mean! )
Hey... When I think of Jesus, I always think of sheep hugging.
'mute
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:31 am
by Kasdeja
Ahhh...I love you guys. And I'm not even drunk and still saying that...that's how you know you're special.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:32 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
Kasdeja wrote:
Ahhh...I love you guys. And I'm not even drunk and still saying that...that's how you know you're special.
Aww, thanks. No one's called me special since I learned to ride a bike without training wheels... at seventeen.
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:37 am
by Ziola
Dear me...what have I walked into this morning. Thank goodness I have already had multiple cups of coffee....
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:38 am
by Sheikh Gomelez
"What fresh new hell is this?"
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:39 am
by Sim7lizard
ZIOLA!!!!!! the dearest of them all!!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:42 am
by Ziola
Good Morning Sim!!!!!!!
How are you today, love?
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:43 am
by Sim7lizard
Doin great now that you're here!!!
How about you?
You've been dancing in my dreams all week-end!!!
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:45 am
by wintermute
Ziola wrote:Dear me...what have I walked into this morning. Thank goodness I have already had multiple cups of coffee....
I'm not really evil... Honest! I'm not!
'mute