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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:07 pm
by Jess4298
LOL!!! I'm at work so I'm refraining from going to any of those links, but the last looks especially hilarious!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:08 pm
by AutoPilate

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:16 pm
by Mirage
Yea, even Popeye's shall be clensed. :lol:



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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:30 pm
by Languorous Lass
Mirage wrote:she gets the dubious honor of, ahem, being the "finisher" for Hef during "Sex Nights" :D
:shock: Is "finisher" what it sounds like, or is it something more like "fluffer"?
:shock: :shock:
Mirage wrote:various handfuls of hangers on/playmates/etc.
Oh, the mental images that the term "handfuls" brings to mind . . . :-&

EDITED TO ADD: Why doesn't the "about to spew" smiley work for me? :smt013
Mirage wrote:the poo/pee stained mansion
Sorry, that just pushed me over the edge. :smt078
Kasdeja wrote:pathetic is me looking to see if Mama's Family is available on DVD... :oops:
Thank you for erasing those images from my mind and replacing them with a bewigged Vicki Lawrence. :roll:
Kasdeja wrote:Damn it...AP's post makes mine look stupid.
Actually, I think it makes yours look interesting. :smt047
Kasdeja wrote:Image
I've lost the link for the website where they sell those! Can you post it, Kas?
AutoPilate wrote:Image
I hope it's a fight to the death. And they both lose.
Mirage wrote:Yea, even Popeye's shall be clensed. :lol:



Image
I didn't know Jesus was a bird of prey. Or a roller coaster in Sandusky, Ohio.

Frankly, given a choice, I'd prefer the roller coaster.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:34 pm
by Mirage
Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:she gets the dubious honor of, ahem, being the "finisher" for Hef during "Sex Nights" :D
:shock: Is "finisher" what it sounds like, or is it something more like "fluffer"?
What it sounds like. And not the "normal" hetero-type finisher, either. If you get my thinly veiled meaning. :lol: If not.....*scratches head*

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:35 pm
by Languorous Lass
I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:35 pm
by AutoPilate
Who's the boss?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:36 pm
by Languorous Lass
AutoPilate wrote:Who's the boss?
:smt078

Sorry.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:36 pm
by Mirage
Languorous Lass wrote:I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .
At his age, I'm sure it's more than a little effort. Can you imagine the Tendonitis? :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:39 pm
by Languorous Lass
Mirage wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .
At his age, I'm sure it's more than a little effort. Can you imagine the Tendonitis? :lol:
Given the amount of . . . compensation Hef has engaged in over the decades, I suspect the injury would be more like carpal-tunnel. :twisted:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:40 pm
by AutoPilate
I should have put him on my celebrity dead pool list. :?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:41 pm
by Mirage
Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .
At his age, I'm sure it's more than a little effort. Can you imagine the Tendonitis? :lol:
Given the amount of . . . compensation Hef has engaged in over the decades, I suspect the injury would be more like carpal-tunnel. :twisted:
Good Lord, I feel so dirty typing this, but I can't resist:

Considering what I posted before about how Holly "finishes" carpal-tunnel is very appropriate. :twisted:

I'm going to hell.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:47 pm
by Languorous Lass
Mirage wrote:Considering what I posted before about how Holly "finishes" carpal-tunnel is very appropriate. :twisted:
I would have thought that the train-in-tunnel method was the typical heterosexual method of "finishing." :?
Mirage wrote:I'm going to hell.
Honey, join the club. Image

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:54 pm
by Mirage
Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:Considering what I posted before about how Holly "finishes" carpal-tunnel is very appropriate. :twisted:
I would have thought that the train-in-tunnel method was the typical heterosexual method of "finishing." :?
Sounds like it's time for a poll! :lol:
Mirage wrote:I'm going to hell.
Honey, join the club. Image
Atleast I'll be around people I love. :D

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:55 pm
by Languorous Lass
Mirage wrote: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!
Aargh! LAMBUEL! Get out the eye-forks!