Kasdeja wrote:Ugh...a vendor that's been coming in the past couple weeks. He asked how my day was so far, I said something like it felt like Sunday. He then said "you must not go to church on sunday"...I said, when I find a church that I agree with I'll go...and then...Jesus.
I agree that Jesus was a cool guy, it's all these assholes representing him that I resent...I think Jesus would be o.k. with me not going to church, frankly. GRRRR.
Oh good Lord (litterally). As soon as he said the church comment you should have just said that you're busy feeding the homeless or something totally selfless.
Or go the opposite route and tell him that you're too busy sacrificing babies.
Ahhh....I should have told him I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian...like that one avatar.
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Bagged, tagged, sold to the butcher at the store.
Mirage wrote:You forgot to twist around my poking comment into something pervy. That's okay, it's monday. AND you're pouncing me. I'll let it slide for now.
Sorry... Off my game... It's Monday morning, and I haven't had any coffee yet
'mute
*hooks you up to a pure caffeine IV*
Kasdeja wrote:
Ahhh....I should have told him I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian...like that one avatar.
That would have been awesome. "I'm too busy practicing immoral behavior to go and pray for the redemption of my soul. Bugger off."
I've split the party thread up five or six times, and for some reason, this morning I couldn't get it right! Sorry to leave so few pages, but I had to split things and combine things all over the place. Anyway, I'm confidant we can fill it up again!
Now back to your regularly scheduled perviness...er, I mean programming!
wintermute wrote:People tend to avoid me after I respond to their jesus sermon. I wouldn't know why or anything
When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver.
For some reason, hepatomancy isn't as popular as it once was. My offer almost always puts an end to the conversation. Perhaps it's my deadpan delivery.
Once or twice, I've attempted to convert the proselytizer to the Sacrament of Transition, one of my favorite fringe groups. That seems to have a similar effect on the dialogue.
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Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Mirage wrote:I was so confused. *huddles and rocks back and forth*
I'm sorry Mirage!
And I'm sorry, kas! You posted in the old thread by accident when I briefly thought I got it right and unlocked it. I tried to move your post, but it won't let me. The forum is being very fickle today.
Sheikh Gomelez wrote:When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver.
I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith! And even if it doesn't come up, Fluffy makes a wonderful pillow!
*makes you a card out of construction paper with lots of magic marker hearts and happy faces and glues elbow macaroni to say "I'm sowwy miragey!" in big letters*
As soon as he said the church comment you should have just said that you're busy feeding the homeless or something totally selfless.
Sorry to leave so few pages, but I had to split things and combine things all over the place. Anyway, I'm confidant we can fill it up again!
