Lonelygirl15

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 am**

Jesus...

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:37 am**

Just what you always wanted, right?

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:40 am**

I'm compelled to say...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:22 pm**

Dear god.

Were these roses that Hef specially commissioned for his latest wife, or are they available for purchase by the general public? (Although I can't imagine why the general public would be interested.)

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:32 pm**

Kasdeja wrote:hold me closer...tiny dancer...

Hold me closer... TONY DANZA

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:33 pm**

And this is why I love Cuddlebunni.

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:36 pm**

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tony+danza

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:37 pm**

Languorous Lass wrote:Dear god.

Were these roses that Hef specially commissioned for his latest wife, or are they available for purchase by the general public? (Although I can't imagine why the general public would be interested.)

General public. Holly (the main whore who nip/tucked herself to become Hef's perfect woman--she got a nose job to match Barbi Bentons!--not to mention she gets the dubious honor of, ahem, being the "finisher" for Hef during "Sex Nights"

) has her own website where she sells these horrid creations --www.hollymadison.com

Like these skankalicous lovelies!

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:38 pm**

AutoPilate wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tony+danza

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:41 pm**

Finisher? O.K...I have to admit now that I'm pretty much in the dark when it comes to details about those three girls aside from they are all Hef's. I do kinda like the socks, though....And, that girl is dumb. As soon as she gets a little older he'll get a new one.

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:48 pm**

Kasdeja wrote:Finisher? O.K...I have to admit now that I'm pretty much in the dark when it comes to details about those three girls aside from they are all Hef's. I do kinda like the socks, though....And, that girl is dumb. As soon as she gets a little older he'll get a new one.

I love to snark about that show, it's full of things to make fun of.

There's been a couple of "insider" books written about life as a GF and they all seem to match in their descriptions of Sex Nights right down to the use of baby oil that you can see in various episodes of The Girls Next Door.

From the rumors and what's been written, his main Ho, Holly, squirmed and doublecrossed her way to the top, totally making herself over into what Hef's perfect woman would be. It's SUCH a guilty pleasure for me.

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:24 pm**

I thought his perfect woman was any pretty woman who will let an old fart like him do her?

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:26 pm**

Cuddlebunni wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:hold me closer...tiny dancer...

Hold me closer... TONY DANZA

holy crap thats funny

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:26 pm**

Kasdeja wrote:I thought his perfect woman was any pretty woman who will let an old fart like him do her?

*shudders* No matter how many times I hear it, the mental image still makes me ill.

Kendra, the youngest of the three, is 21!! (Or might be 22 now)

Posted: **Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:27 pm**

Yuck. Just. Yuck.

Lonelygirl15

I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)