Could Bree be an alien or some other type of creature?

JayHank · Post by **JayHank** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:12 am

Taig wrote:off topic about the topic:

Jay, you seem to have alot of numbers at hand. I noticed something surprising in the replies/Page Views columns this morning.

If you have the time/interest could you check those numbers and where they place overall and, last 30 days and any other stats available?

I don't think it would be unfair at all to combine the numbers from this and the original "siblings" thread but you be the judge

Thank you for the excellent suggestion Taig. I'll admit I initially suspected you were something of a dunderhead, but it has now become apparent that you are trying as hard as any of us to find the truth regarding alien/sibling/moonchild theoretics.

It is worth remembering that the moderators maliciously split this thread into two pieces -- a siblings thread and an aliens thread -- in an attempt to keep us from the truth. The alien-sibling theory is one theory, and for statistical purposes, will remain as such.

The threads combined have been viewed just over 10,000 times, making it by far the most popular and important thread in the Plot Discussion section of the board. It is also one of the oldest active threads -- having been started in early January, with discussion still continuing. This thread doesn't suffer from ADD the way most do.

The posters on this thread are also the most famous. Particularly Milowent who was quoted in the NY Times this week. Roughly 1.08 million copies of the NY Times contained Milowent's quote. Not to mention the millions who read it online. Every day, over 10,000,000 people visit the NY Times Web site.

Taig · Post by **Taig** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:09 pm

Make no mistake my hippity hoppity little friend I am a dunderhead.

It would appear that our popularity may have attracted the attention of a rather unsavory character. The key lady appears to be concerned about something

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:36 pm

Not with a ten foot pole, dunderhead.

Taig · Post by **Taig** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:41 pm

perhaps you will say a prayer for us Spaciegirl

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:20 pm

It really sucks for you that I am not in a particularly pious position presently.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:52 pm

This intermittent appearance by spaciegirlreturn may appear to be a pushy intrusion, but I believe she is in fact bringing important data. Are the dimensions she mentions her invention, or a reflection of "Galien" intentions? Surely not intentional misdirection?

curiousGeorge · Post by **curiousGeorge** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:18 pm

I am relieved that Taig has apparently stopped praying to Joan Us, but I phear that is but a brief respite... His agenda is clear, but his handmaiden appears to not be playing ball at this point. A tiff or perhaps just a minor relationship "issue" being played out at the phorum. Either way, tawdry behavior as usual from these two...

Perhaps I should take this time to return on-topic in this most worthwhile discussion. If tri-sexual aliens are indeed behind Joan Us and his unsavory pursuit of Bree and DB, what is his ultimate goal of penetration?

I am now of the firm belief that the Order is nothing more than a flaccid vestige of the original Aquatic Alien(AA) species and is now seeking Bree to invigorate their spent members. Perhaps Epogen is indeed a catalyst for producing the AA growth hormones needed to reduce the, uhm, rather inconvenient (not to mention embarrassing) side-effects of Zombification.

ZOMG!

Bree may be a AA Viagra Pharm!

epogen · Post by **epogen** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:26 pm

curiousGeorge wrote: Perhaps Epogen is indeed a catalyst for producing the AA growth hormones needed to reduce the, uhm, rather inconvenient (not to mention embarrassing) side-effects of Zombification.

ZOMG!

Bree may be a AA Viagra Pharm!

a catalyst, hmm. i am always up for a challenge. i won't let those boys down.

Taig · Post by **Taig** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:01 pm

Boys and girls I hate to be the one to break things up but it may be time to stop with the inyouendohs. and get back to the original purpose of theis thread; that would be establishing the mature of our trios kinship, their origin and their socio-sexual identities. I believe once we have uncovered the truth about these fundamental issues we will have discovered what it is Mission LG15 means to accomplish.

There appears to be a new contributor to our research and I think we should not misdirect him/her. Welcome Epogene. I used to know a girl named Emma Gene, there was a Sally and Rita Gene too; any relation?

The Joaniel is at it again and boy are they cute! When it comes to fashion tips who better to ask than your "special friend"? A "queer eye" for the square guy if you will.

But there is something bothersome in this episode. Joan seems a little bummed that Daniel is headed for the bowling alley alone. Jealous? Perhaps. But apparently there is some history between the Pints and Pins and Joans drinking habits. Has she been banned? Is there a good reason McPHee was not afraid to get into the car with those two boys?

hmmmmmmm?

TJ Marsh · Post by **TJ Marsh** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:02 pm

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:09 pm

Taig wrote:Boys and girls I hate to be the one to break things up but it may be time to stop with the inyouendohs.

I agree, Taig. There is too much riding on the outcome to be distracted by persons in here packing fudged data.

gogo · Post by **gogo** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:45 pm

Well, I, for one, am curious about the appearance of epogen on this forum and specifically in this thread. I am tempted to take time from my current work to ask epogen about his/her role in this mystery. I hope epogen will answer with truthful information. As this thread, as one can easily glean from reading through these pages, is for serious intellectual research. I hope epogen’s recent visibility is not a ploy to throw us off track.

Taig-
I am not sure what you mean? I consider myself to be straight up and straight-forward. I am not challenging your point--simply asking for clarification.

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:10 am

gogo wrote:Taig-
I am not sure what you mean? I consider myself to be straight up and straight-forward. I am not challenging your point--simply asking for clarification.

I was also initially confused by Taig's message.

Taig, deep in contemplation regarding the ramifications of recent postulation, has noticed spaciegirlreturn's revelations to be mere fabrications. My elucidation: even a ten-foot pole would be too small.

Unless, of course, I misread Taig's signals. In that event, I may feel frustrated.

cbizzle44 · Post by **cbizzle44** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:51 pm

Taig wrote:Talk about Volvo driving NPR listening intellectuals! Do your new Earth Shoes fit ok?

um, do you have an issue with intellectuals?

but i'm biased. my dad SELLS volvos

curiousGeorge · Post by **curiousGeorge** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:03 pm

cbizzle44 wrote:
Taig wrote:Talk about Volvo driving NPR listening intellectuals! Do your new Earth Shoes fit ok?
um, do you have an issue with intellectuals?

but i'm biased. my dad SELLS volvos

Ahhh, fresh meat... Beware.

You obviously do not know the depths of degradation this character (and his sometime handmaiden) can lead you into. I suggest you flee this thread before he drags your innocence through the mire of corrupted morality that is his alleged contribution to this most important and learned topic.

I suggest washing after you leave, his scent is strong.