Lonelygirl15

But if you die, who will bring the flowers to your funeral?

I still like "sho is ugly".

If and when I die...everyone can take the money they were gonna buy flowers with (which, by the way, you get extra ass raped on the cost of just becuase they're "memorial" flowers) and buy the huge amounts of liquor and narcotics they'll be needing to deal with the loss of someone so fu*king amazing.

Does it matter that I'd already planned on doing precisely that?

that works.

Yeah, I have a special stash of money hidden away for the extra crap I'll need just to get by...

horcruxes wrote:

Languorous Lass wrote:Yeah, I read it. Why the hell do people need to bring their disputes into this thread, which is clearly a place for private whining, along with lascivious talk and twisted art projects?

last time i checked this was a public thread on public forum. i'm not trying to start anything just pointing out the obvious.

i didn't come here with intentions to start anything. just to comment on noa's lack of coolness. thats all.

but that one was too irresistible.

Um . . . "that one" was a joke. Hence the disgruntled blue-faced smiley.

It was intended to make spacie laugh. This is her thread, after all.

Other, lesser beings who choose to enter here had best conduct themselves with appropriate deference to Her Spaciness and her minions.

You're all quite a bunch of fine fellows.

You know you love us...

I have that song from Big Lebowski in my head when I think of Spacie...dead flowers, I think it's called.

horcruxes wrote:

Languorous Lass wrote:

horcruxes wrote:lad, poofing is gay.

You're in the wrong thread to use "gay" as an insult.

Actually, no thread is the "right" thread to use "gay" as an insult.

"gay" isn't an insult.

Sure sounded like it, in the context in which you used it. Or else why warn lad that "poofing is gay"?

horcruxes wrote:"gay" doesn't mean i'm a homophobic moron. and that i'm not a f** hag, as in fact i am a f** hag with most of my friends being lesbian or gay.

Hate to say this (seriously), but this defense sounds an awful lot like the old, tired, clearly lame "Some of my best friends are . . ." defense.

I'm curious: What do your queer friends think about using "gay" in the context that you did?

(Glad to hear you're a f** hag, BTW -- I'd probably be a f** hag, albeit a granola one, if I wasn't a dyke.)

Languorous Lass wrote: (Glad to hear you're a f** hag, BTW -- I'd probably be a f** hag, albeit a granola one, if I wasn't a dyke.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love you even more every day....

This is the gayest argument ever.

Some of my best friends are gay. Gay men. Gay men I try to put my bra on...that sounds...funnier everytime...

spaciegirlreturn wrote:If and when I die...everyone can take the money they were gonna buy flowers with (which, by the way, you get extra ass raped on the cost of just becuase they're "memorial" flowers) and buy the huge amounts of liquor and narcotics they'll be needing to deal with the loss of someone so fu*king amazing.

Can I make an alternative proposal?

I think we should pool our money and have your ashes shot into space. Or at least out of a cannon, like Hunter S. Thompson was.

And on a completely different note . . .

If you go to this website, you can take the CIA personality quiz. No joke. "The Quiz is for educational entertainment purposes only. Responses to questions are not saved, and the CIA has no access to your personal information. This quiz will not affect your ability to qualify for a career in the CIA."

If you tell me your results, I'll tell you mine.

AutoPilate wrote:This is the gayest argument ever.

I take this back. The gayest argument I've ever heard was the one that purports that a commercial about a candy bar could lead to an escalation of anti-gay violence.