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Flautapantera wrote:A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

I don't have any good jokes. *pouts* :)
ROFL! That was a great joke sweetie! :D
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A pony goes up to a coyote and asks him to yell at the eagle for him.

The coyote aska why the pony can't do it for himself, and the pony replies-

Because I am a little horse/hoarse.

HAHAHAHAHA! PUN!!!!
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Hehehehehe! :D

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler! :D
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THAT IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!

I laughed so hard, I snorted and choked!
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cup o' noodles wrote:THAT IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!

I laughed so hard, I snorted and choked!
Hehe glad to be of service. :D
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Can I vote me off? Did I already ask that?
But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

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ooh... joke time?



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ha. no, really I mean it. ha.
But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.


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Why do you want to be voted off, Chisa-chan??

Speaking of which... has anyone been voted off... without having to vote themselves off???
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i don't really.. *do* the outdoors, so even if i wasn't already included in this game i'm going to go ahead and vote myself off.
RAWR!

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Post by Luv2Skydive »

How do you make a tissue dance?

*drumroll*

put a little boogy in it.

That was my son's first joke. :D
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Luv2Skydive wrote:How do you make a tissue dance?

*drumroll*

put a little boogy in it.

That was my son's first joke. :D
that was adorable


as for the others.. :shock:
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Hey, ever hear the one about The Aristocrats? :wink:
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Luv2Skydive wrote:Hey, ever hear the one about The Aristocrats? :wink:
I didn't enjoy that movie as much as I thought I would. Maybe I just didn't "get it". :D
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Are we still stuck on the damn island? :lol:

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