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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:18 am
by Ziola
heh...While you all are worried about fake geese, my idiot BF keeps proposing that we ring our garden with painted white stones!! I then ask him when we are going to set up our shrine to the Virgin Mary...
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:19 am
by AutoPilate
Is he Catholic?
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:22 am
by Ziola
No...he's nothing. But up here, you can tell the French families by their painted stones and shrines. I'm the reformed Catholic in this relationship

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:23 am
by Kasdeja
is pretty much french
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:25 am
by Ziola
*is French and Italian*
I think its a regional thing...their houses are usually painted to look like Easter eggs too

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:28 am
by Kasdeja
Me too! I've never seen a neighborhood like that, lol. Of course, it's mostly Italians 'round these parts...everyone has the Italian flag. eVERYONE...and dressed up geese...and bird baths and gazing balls. It's horribly tacky. I have...um...a holly bush...
My mother is now officially an illegal alien thanks to this country's effective system for non citizens.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:29 am
by AutoPilate
Kasdeja wrote:My mother is now officially an illegal alien thanks to this country's effective system for non citizens.
Yay! I feel safer already!
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:30 am
by Kasdeja
Yep! Keep the nice little old french women out!
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:31 am
by Ziola
I have kids toys all over my yard...My daughter has been known to "plant" her Barbies in the garden. I'm sure it must look disturbing to some people, but I think its frickin' funny

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:31 am
by Kasdeja
Oh...and did you know they spiked the cost of becoming a citizen? Operation Force Out The Brown People....and french ladies...
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:32 am
by Kasdeja
Ziola wrote:I have kids toys all over my yard...My daughter has been known to "plant" her Barbies in the garden. I'm sure it must look disturbing to some people, but I think its frickin' funny

Gotta be better than the barbie head parts that littered our yard after I blew them up with fireworks.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:32 am
by Ziola
Anything to be even more priggish and elitist then we already are...
I heard that they had scientists working on a way to make it so our shit doesn't stink

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:34 am
by AutoPilate
They've already tested it on Bush and Cheney. So far they and Condoleeza Rice are the only people who think it was successful.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:42 am
by Languorous Lass
Kasdeja wrote:Gotta be better than the barbie head parts that littered our yard after I blew them up with fireworks.
On purpose?

Sounds like a great performance art project.
In your neighborhoods, are the Blessed Virgin statues displayed in shrines made of bathtubs cut in half? Maybe with Xmas lights around the edges? They were in the neighborhood where I grew up.
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:45 am
by Kasdeja
We just have "country crap" and assorted old 'trash' (as I'd call it) that the "antique" people call "primitive"...blah.