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Oh I don't invite. I crash. He's got no decision in the matter.rachelalexis wrote:As long as you know if you're showering we're all inviting ourselves *nodnod*Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...

Yeessssss...my childhood dream came true.rachelalexis wrote:AAAHHH!!!!Keevy06 wrote:Oh I'm fine with that kind of sausagerachelalexis wrote: And you have a boyfriend? For shame!
bad bad bad....
edit: yes, the author realizes what a sick joke she's making by referring to sausage in that way. And she's not sorry!hahahaha.. sorry
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heheh, and with that, welcome to the perv club
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Mwahuauhauhahuauha last night these guys taught me that this is a thread of fast fingers....DontHaveAClue wrote:Damnit! You're too fast. I've just broken my F5 key......

NYStateofMind wrote:tHEY'VE ASKED US TO REVEAL OUR DEMANDS OF CASSIE. WE ALL SAID REVEAL YOURSELF WITH A FEW ASKING FOR HER TO SUCK THEIR NUTS, BUT THE CONSENSU WAS REVEAL YOURSELF.
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Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...

Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Oooooo... the kind that squeak when you squeeze 'em? (the duckies of course!)Broken Kid wrote:Plenty of soap and rubber duckies to go around!rachelalexis wrote:As long as you know if you're showering we're all inviting ourselves *nodnod*
FuturePeter is my make believe boyfriend.
When in doubt, go straight to sex. --Jack Coleman (HRG)
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AutoPilate wrote:Seems more like screaming to me.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me.
But that's kinda hawt too.
More than kinda!

And you like it....vertigo wrote:Mwahuauhauhahuauha last night these guys taught me that this is a thread of fast fingers....DontHaveAClue wrote:Damnit! You're too fast. I've just broken my F5 key......

AHHHHHHH!

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Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...

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Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me. I think I need to go change...
Mop massage?
It's the new "sensation" that's "sweeping" (get it?


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Mop massage? Hmmm...that could be interesting....Sheikh Gomelez wrote:Mirage has the mop, doesn't she? The ladies can practice on you, something like Swedish massage, only... with a mop.Broken Kid wrote:Ok, I have a mental image now of being surrounded by all you ladies moaning "ahhhhhh" at me.
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