MAN, that alysaface girl is seriously nuts.

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:00 pm

if i ever run into him, i have to ask him.. what was the freakin deal with you in the ending of the wickerman.

i did very muchly enjoy him in that one movie about the angels, and him giving it up for the girl, then she dies..

can't remember the name though.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:01 pm

Man, screw City of Angels right in its dirty whorish ear. Watch Wings of Desire instead. CoA was based on it.

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:02 pm

oo i just remembered it..

city of angels!

haha

oh and for anyone who missed it on the party thread..

my lovely morning yesterday..

i got in a little bitty baby accident yesterday morning..

like.. i barely even tapped this bitch's car..

and she effing FREAKED the eff out.. she was trying to make me give her my insurance information, and was trying to say that i didn't have any for no reason.. LOL WTF. but she was refusing to give me hers.. so of course i'm not going to give her mine.. (texas law states that both parties must exchange insurance information) and plus.. i barely even tapped her car so there was no damage to either car.. she was trying to blame me for some lil 1 inch scratch above her liscense plate that was obviously already there.. she was in a crappy mini van and i was in my lovely lil grand am gt.. no way my car could have "scratched" her car there..

and she was a lovely southern black woman.. so basically she wouldn't SHUT HER EFFING MOUTH. so i just went back into my car, while laughing at her, and i called the police to come mediate because i was absolutely done dealing with her..

so the cops came and made her give up her information as well and he laughed at her ridiculousness as well..

ok so anyways,

she called my insurance people and was SO FREAKIN RUDE to them that they basically refuse to help her with anything along some lines..

and then she calls back about two or three hours later to try to say that she was INJURED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. that was great for a fabtasticgiggle. i mean i seriously TAPPED her car.. no way in heck she was injured, esp. since there was absolutely nothing wrong with her car anyways..

good times dude, good times.

i'm just waiting for her to like.. call ME one day, so i can make sure she gets some kind of harrassment suit filed against her per my daddyyyy.

#1.

Luv2Skydive · Post by **Luv2Skydive** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:12 pm

Oh man......that is hilarious. I'd be pisssssed but then I'd just laugh because of how insane people act sometimes. Especially when they think they can get a dime out of you. I hate insurance but thank god we have it when we need it so you can just sit back and watch the show. I like messing with people like her just to see how ignorant and crazy I can make them look.

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:15 pm

LOL yeah me too

she was absolutely BONKERS. it was fabtastic.

you know usually when you get into a little bumpster with someone they're just like.. my car's fine, it's cool, have a nice day! but nooooo not this bitch, she had to make a huge unnecessary fiasco out of it.

good for a giggle though, lemme tell you!

Post by **wintermute** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:58 pm

Hey alysa, your story just reminded me of one... My wife and I were out celebrating our anniversary one year, and someone rear-ended me in a parking lot when I still drove a luxury car (damn deer... Totaled it a month later)... I jumped out, in full tux, and checked out the back bumper. The kid in the car that hit me looked like he was gonna sh*t himself and just sat there

Since there was no damage and no one was hurt, I just waved and jumped back in

'mute

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:52 pm

yeah seriously! that's ususally what people do.

i hit a lady one time at a red light because i was late for work and i was putting on my mascara, haha. she was in a freakin cadillac CTS, and she didn't even care..

this bitch in like a 95 chrystler plymoth MINI VAN shit a brick.

i'd almost use the rolleyesmiley if i didn't hate it so damn much.

Cuddlebunni · Post by **Cuddlebunni** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:00 pm

I "bumped" this one lady a few years back in the parking lot of my college.

There was pretty much no damage... a tiiny itsy bitsy knick of the paint on her bumper.. I would have let it go. but noooooo she filed with my insurance company.

Turns out the paint needed to 'touchup" the knick was some fancy super power paint and it ended up costing like 900 bucks.

(sorry alysa! I had to use it! )

I was a struggling college student, come on now!! It wasnt even noticable unless your face was a half an inch up to the damn thing.

what a bitch.

About a year ago some guy bumped me and the same thing happened, a liittle bitty knick. I let it go, why waste time on something so minute?

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:12 pm

LOL

well she's not getting a cent out of me for some bullshit, so she can kiss my arseeeeeeeeeeee.

djmadscribbler · Post by **djmadscribbler** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:21 pm

Alysa, this may be a bit OT, but in your new avvie are you wearing an Operation Ivy t-shirt?

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:22 pm

there is no such thing as on or off topic on this thread, lol

and yessir i am.

djmadscribbler · Post by **djmadscribbler** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:27 pm

Very nice!

Do you like Rancid as well? I must admit that I think Rancid's best album was their first one.

Also...have you been getting any Guitar Hero time for yourself?

alysaface · Post by **alysaface** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:29 pm

i used to like rancid more when i was younger, but the teenieboppers sorta killed em for me.

and oo yes i get plenty o guitar hero time.

i mastered every single song (five stars) on beginners in one night.

my hands are too freakin small to successfully play on anything higher than beg. though.. sorta sucks!

djmadscribbler · Post by **djmadscribbler** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:41 pm

That's okay - I can only play on Medium. My little brother has huge hands (i guess becasue he's 6'4") and he plays on expert which kind of hurts my gamer pride. My favorite song to play though is the Spinal Tap song (Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight).

watching_watchers · Post by **watching_watchers** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:45 pm

alysaface wrote:OMFG THAT WAS GOLD

you just made my morning luv =)

btw.. watchingwatchers.. snakes on a plane was super good.

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHEREFFINGSNAKES ON THIS MOTHER EFFING PLANEEEEEEEEE!

best line evar. <3 S.L.J. <3<3<3<3<3 him.

Good we rented it and are watching it tomorrow. ^_^