Lonelygirl15

Sami wrote:

7Harry7Potter7 wrote:My initials spell a swear word.

Is your name Ann-Sue Swanson?

Nope...

Mirage wrote:Ok, !

When I was in grade school we had to keep journals. At one point, I was recording how I had gone out to a Chinese restaurant with my parents and they had those zodiac placemats where they describe each animal and whatnot. The next line states very simply: "I am a cock." Just writing this makes me giggle. It's probably my favourite piece of being a kid memorabilia that I have.

Hahaha! LOL! What a funny story! Your teacher probably thought that was great...

7Harry7Potter7 wrote:

Sami wrote:

7Harry7Potter7 wrote:My initials spell a swear word.

Is your name Ann-Sue Swanson?

Nope...

Is it Amber Sarah Sullivan?

Sami wrote:

7Harry7Potter7 wrote:

Sami wrote: Is your name Ann-Sue Swanson?

Nope...

Is it Amber Sarah Sullivan?

Wrong again. It's not that word. My initials are three letters, but it looks like they spell a four letter word.

Just because I'm bored.... I'll chime in here.

A few years ago, I had job as first mate on a scuba diving/snorkeling boat that took tourists out to the coral reef in Key West. Among other things, it was my duty to go around and talk to the customers, make sure they were having a good time, etc. etc. So one day I was talking to this couple, and the girl pulls out a binder and starts flipping thru the pages.

Her boyfriend says, "Honey you can't study HERE"

Then he turns to me and says "She's studying for the bar exam."

Then I say, "Oh yeah?! How do you make a Mai Tai?"

The girl looks up from her notes and says (quite snottily) "Not THAT kind of bar."

I was confused, wished her luck, and moved on to talk to some other customers.

A few months later, I ended up with a lawyer for a roommate... and yeah - I figured it all out then and had a good laugh at myself. Looking back, I feel pretty dumb

at work, a co-worker was explaining how she organized something, and she is very particular. she says "sorry, i'm really anal", and i responded, "oh that's ok, i like anal!"

<---- her

<---- me

PolkadotConfederation wrote:
Hahaha! LOL! What a funny story! Your teacher probably thought that was great...

They must read stuff like that all the time.

surrealisticpill wrote:Just because I'm bored.... I'll chime in here.

A few years ago, I had job as first mate on a scuba diving/snorkeling boat that took tourists out to the coral reef in Key West. Among other things, it was my duty to go around and talk to the customers, make sure they were having a good time, etc. etc. So one day I was talking to this couple, and the girl pulls out a binder and starts flipping thru the pages.

Her boyfriend says, "Honey you can't study HERE"

Then he turns to me and says "She's studying for the bar exam."

Then I say, "Oh yeah?! How do you make a Mai Tai?"

The girl looks up from her notes and says (quite snottily) "Not THAT kind of bar."

I was confused, wished her luck, and moved on to talk to some other customers.

A few months later, I ended up with a lawyer for a roommate... and yeah - I figured it all out then and had a good laugh at myself. Looking back, I feel pretty dumb

THAT is hillarious. For the record (and I'm not sure how this would make you feel better...) I would have said the same thing.

BallsyMcD wrote:at work, a co-worker was explaining how she organized something, and she is very particular. she says "sorry, i'm really anal", and i responded, "oh that's ok, i like anal!"

<---- her

<---- me

You SO win this thread. Not to mention your sig is made up of all kinds of awesome. Where have you been, sweetness?

yay i win!

and lol mirage, i knew you would appreciate my sig. i read it in a news article about the rumor she was pregnant, and how she was saying she didn't want to deal with kids. made me chuckle.

BallsyMcD wrote: yay i win!

and lol mirage, i knew you would appreciate my sig. i read it in a news article about the rumor she was pregnant, and how she was saying she didn't want to deal with kids. made me chuckle.

Oh gee, a model that doesn't want to deal with kids. Color me all sorts of shocked.

[smarmy] I'd take his hurry-up offense any old day. [/smarmy]

Mirage wrote: [smarmy] I'd take his hurry-up offense any old day. [/smarmy]

word, son.

SWOON!

I LOVED that episode:

"Everyone, look at me!!!"

I was playing the trust game with someone and he thought I was joking. I totally trusted him. I fell back with no hesitation and I hit the back of my head on the table behind me. The sad thing, he did not feel guilty for a second. But that incident, would explain a lot about me now.

thelogicpuzzler wrote:I was playing the trust game with someone and he thought I was joking. I totally trusted him. I fell back with no hesitation and I hit the back of my head on the table behind me. The sad thing, he did not feel guilty for a second. But that incident, would explain a lot about me now.

hehehehe...I shouldn't laugh at your pain, but that's funny

Melisa wrote:Seriously admit something.
It's fun. :}

i don't think you want to go down those dark, twisted paths of my mind....

....the souvenir stand sux. sorry, i'm trying to get on top of the matter...