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iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:59 am

these babies are going to take me to the top

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:00 am

Hooda17 wrote:
wrote:Joe (send note) Says:
February 1st, 2007 at 6:05 pm
I know why there isn’t a new video. The creators are banging their heads on the walls wondering why we can’t figure out what “no good” means.

Scene: LG15 studio:
Miles: I don’t understand, what is so difficult about this. My dog could figure this out.
Mesh: I know, NO GOOD. HELLO, we practically spelled it out for them.
Greg: That’s not a bad idea Mesh. What if we make another video where Jonas spells no good. They’ll have to figure it out then.
Miles: That’s the stupidest idea I ever heard.
Mesh: They’re not going to figure it out, all these people do is talk about orange slurpees, grape nehi and meep. What the hell does meep mean anyway?
Miles: I think it has something to do with having the hickups.
Greg: Who cares what meep means. What are we going to do? And stop calling my ideas stupid.

To be continued….

Joe (send note) Says:
February 1st, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Scene: Continued from comment 601, still in LG15 studio:
Miles: I don’t think all your ideas are stupid. It was your idea to turn Bree into a bitch, and look how well that turned out.
Greg: That’s because you took it too far. I said one video, two tops. But OH NO, you had to drag it out like forever.
Mesh: Guys we need to stop fighting and work on this problem. Look, you’re both to blame for making everyone hate Bree. If you had listened to me none of this would have happened. But that’s not the point.
Miles: Oh great here we go again; Mesh the all knowing is going to talk about how he is smarter then the rest of us.
Mesh: Well at least I didn’t flunk out of medical school.
Miles: I didn’t flunk out, I chose to leave.
Greg: Yeah, you chose to flunk out.
*Mesh gives Greg a high-five as they both laugh*

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:01 am

iamcool wrote:these babies are going to take me to the top

lol Josh, you always make me laugh.

krmurr87 · Post by **krmurr87** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:51 pm

Killthesmiley wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:Definately...whatever happens this weekend, should tell us exactly what side Jonas is on. This weekend will shape or break the rest of the series.
*jumps around in excitement*

THIS WEEKEND IS GOING TO BE THE LONELYGIRL15 ORGASM!!!! JUST LIKE THE RETURN OF TACHYON!!!!!!YAY FOR MONTHLY LONELYGIRL15 ORGASMS!

for now at least.

wait why are they monthly? If this was a marriage I'd hit the guy....

.....

i'm sorry for that inappropriate comment! strike it from the

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:32 pm

Sim7lizard wrote:You're irish!!!

Now that explains a lot!!!

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:39 pm

cup o' noodles wrote:That's lovely of you. *whispers* My place. Bring a raincoat and cowboy boots. Don't ask why.

Sim7lizard wrote: Can I also bring my transparent guitar and pantyhose? DON T ASK WHY lol!!!

cup o' noodles wrote:Only if you can also bring a live elephant and an exact replica of John Keats's face.

Sim7lizard wrote:If it's what get you goin!!!

cup o' noodles wrote: All we need now is a couple pirate hats and some Pepto Bismol and we got ourselves a sexy party!

Ah, I just love that conversation. It makes me giggle, then die a little inside.

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:58 pm

guys,

, this happened in my house

Mom (wearing something that gives her a cleavage and she's 52, so she's self-conscious about it): Do I look too slutty in this?
Dad: Oh no, sweetheart!

You look just slutty enough.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:59 pm

LOL!!!!! "Just slutty enough." That's great!

Nieriel.Manwathiel · Post by **Nieriel.Manwathiel** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:01 am

sumthin else....

VTPPGLVR (10:59:06 PM): my mom's learning mandarin
AVELJOP (10:59:17 PM): like chinese?
VTPPGLVR (10:59:35 PM): no; the orange. tangarine was too difficult
VTPPGLVR (10:59:39 PM): OF COURSE CHINESE!

janesalteredstates · Post by **janesalteredstates** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:11 am

Mine will be almost all NikkiB related

NikkiBowerReport wrote:
voyboy wrote:
I know. I remember weird things. Usually things that nobody else cares about. But I love the vision of you dragging your mom around:

MOM: Okay now.... Nikki? Honey? I'm looking in here at you in the camera....And you look very pretty by the way. Button up your blouse honey....anyway, theres words flashing lowbatt....sooooo what do i do? Why is it doing that?

NIKKI B: Mom. Mom, the cap is still on.

MOM: Nikki honey when are you going to get a real job?

NIKKI B: This is a real job.

MOM: Have you ever spoken to Bree or Daniel or who's that boy...the one who wears a tea cozy? The one with that grin?

NIKKI B: Jonas. His name is Jonas.

MOM: Right...so have you ever spoken to them...directly? Do you actually know these kids?

NIKKI B: .... uhhh...well no, but that's not the point. Mom, they need my help.... Nikki B is on the case!

MOM: *shuts off camera* Nikki honey. Climb down from that lady's balcony. We need to talk.

janesalteredstates · Post by **janesalteredstates** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:17 am

deagol wrote:Tachy = Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oppy = Dixie Chicks

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:19 am

janesalteredstates wrote:
deagol wrote:Tachy = Red Hot Chili Peppers
Oppy = Dixie Chicks

Haha. If that means what it does in my mind (Tachy kicks ass, but Oppy is a whiny bitch) then I agree. (Can ya tell how much I hate the Dixie Chicks? Hahaha.)

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:43 am

I'm still in the lead. Of course.

Vintage_Angel · Post by **Vintage_Angel** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:01 am

Christie91 wrote:
voyboy wrote:
Sami wrote:Yes, the avatar is awesome, but you know as well as I do that it can't be that big
Sounds like she's a size queen.
She likes them biiiiig LMAO

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:11 am

janesalteredstates wrote:Mine will be almost all NikkiB related

NikkiBowerReport wrote:
voyboy wrote:
I know. I remember weird things. Usually things that nobody else cares about. But I love the vision of you dragging your mom around:

MOM: Okay now.... Nikki? Honey? I'm looking in here at you in the camera....And you look very pretty by the way. Button up your blouse honey....anyway, theres words flashing lowbatt....sooooo what do i do? Why is it doing that?

NIKKI B: Mom. Mom, the cap is still on.

MOM: Nikki honey when are you going to get a real job?

NIKKI B: This is a real job.

MOM: Have you ever spoken to Bree or Daniel or who's that boy...the one who wears a tea cozy? The one with that grin?

NIKKI B: Jonas. His name is Jonas.

MOM: Right...so have you ever spoken to them...directly? Do you actually know these kids?

NIKKI B: .... uhhh...well no, but that's not the point. Mom, they need my help.... Nikki B is on the case!

MOM: *shuts off camera* Nikki honey. Climb down from that lady's balcony. We need to talk.

i never get credit for making up the tea cozy thing