Scripts, anyone?

7Harry7Potter7 · Post by **7Harry7Potter7** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:10 pm

oops! lol

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:37 pm

Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe - That's a cool name

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:21 am

Kenny, you're really awesome.

Make sure that someday, before you get all crazy famous and sh*t that I get your autograph.

I can see myself as an old woman, telling my grandchildren all about how I got to work with The Kenneth Dale VandenBerghe.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:39 am

Paisley, I will give you a special autograph!

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:40 am

Hmm....Suggestive much?

JK

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:43 am

No, I actually meant what I said xD! I am much too tired to be suggestive xD

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:44 am

lol, Well, then you're suggestive even when you don't try.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:45 am

I mean I signed the first page of a copy of "In Sickness And In Health" and I scanned it in. Now I am going to PM it to you.

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:47 am

Yay! Cool!!!!

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:50 am

Someday I will give you one in person! I promise

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 12:21 pm

Man 1: Hey Baby, what’s your sign?

Woman 1: Sagittarius.

Man 2: Hey Baby, what’s your sign?

Woman 2: Pieces.

Man 3: Hey Babe, what’s your sign?

Woman 3: Yield to on-coming traffic.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:22 pm

For Richer or For Poorer
A short written by Kenneth Dale

Cast:
Man
Woman

[LIGHTS UP.]

[We see a room with two large armchairs facing outward on either side of a large, lit fireplace. Woman sits in the stage left chair reading a book. The door on stage left opens and we see Man enter. He is in a suit and seems irritated. He begins walking towards the stage right chair, but Woman sets down her book, stands and stops him.]

Woman: [Cheery, up-beat tone] Hey honey!

Man: [Mocking tone, mimicking Woman‘s tone] “Nea-nea nea”

Woman: What’s the matter?

Man: [Angry] “What’s the matter?” What’s the matter? You want to know what the matter is? YOU! You are constantly flirting and every guy that hits on you gets that little smile I thought was only for me! [He turns] THAT’S what’s the matter!

Woman: [Placing her hand on his shoulder] But, sweetie, you must know I love you and only you!

Man: [Turning to face Woman] It’s hard to tell sometimes. It would be nice if you had a little self-control.

Woman: [Very sincere] I’m sorry. I‘ll try to be better.

Man: [Very apologetic and caring, complete opposite of before. He embraces her for a beat, then lets go, continuing to hold her hands] No, I’m the one who should be sorry. Here you are being so kind, and what do I do? I blow up at you! I’m sorry, sweetheart! [He looks at the ground, in shame of his behavior.]

Woman: [Places her hand on his cheek, and gently lifting his gaze towards her. With great love, care, and forgiveness] Aw, that’s ok, love! [In an understanding tone] I know you just get sensitive around this time of the month.

Man: [Tone shifts abruptly from pleasant to standoff-ish. He takes one step backward letting her hands drop suddenly] Wait. What?

Woman: [Moving a step closer to him, and with deep understanding] I mean, I understand that…

Man: [Cutting in, becoming more irritated] Oh, so you are going to blame this on that, eh?

Woman: [Trying to calm him] No! I - I just meant that…

Man: [Cutting in again, with sarcasm] Oh, no, I know exactly what you meant. That’s it! We’re through! Do you hear me? WE’RE FINISHED!

Woman: [Continues trying to calm him, but with desperation] Oh, honey, please… [Without any hint of eroticism in her voice, as if just offering a solution] Why don’t we just go have sex?

Man: [Cheery, up-beat tone] I thought you’d never ask! [He runs to her and embraces her, then lifts her up and spins her around. They kiss.]

[BLACKOUT.]

*The End*

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:54 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:[He runs to her and embraces her, then lifts her up and spins her around. They kiss.]

I sure hope you didn't put that in to piss off a certain somebody who's sitting a few feet away from me right now.

I can't remember if I've told you this person's name yet, but it starts with "J" and ends with "edidiah."

I don't think a "certain somebody" would be too extremely happy with that.

JK

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:55 pm

lonelyelendi wrote:Someday I will give you one in person! I promise

Hahahahahaha.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:57 pm

LOL! Well tell that certain someone that I simply ended the scene like that as a callback to the first scene. Also, in terms of story, by ending it with them kissing, it acts as the complete antithesis of the opening of the scene, which helps the humor, since the situation went from being so angry to so loving in such a short time.