[Tee Hee] yo momma

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:12 pm

yo mommas so fat she sweats crisco

which i dont mind...hey cheap lube

fuzzy_bunny85 · Post by **fuzzy_bunny85** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:13 pm

yo momma's so blonde, she still thinks LG is real.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:13 pm

Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:15 pm

yo mommas so fat when she chips a nail she hits macco

Danielle · Post by **Danielle** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:15 pm

ohhhmyyygoddd wrote:yo mommas so fat she sweats crisco

which i dont mind...hey cheap lube

Hahha EW

Ruberic · Post by **Ruberic** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:15 pm

Your momma is so ugly, as a kid she had to wear a bone around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Your momma is so fat, that her pants were used as tents to house hurricane Katrina refugees.

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:27 pm

Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a bugger out of George Washington's nose...

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:32 pm

your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and got change

jc_gypsy7 · Post by **jc_gypsy7** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:36 pm

yo momma's so fat she puts mayo on her aspirins!

when yo momma wears a red dress, all the neighborhood kids yell out "HEY KOOLAID!!"

jc_gypsy7 · Post by **jc_gypsy7** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 pm

Yo momma is so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 pm

yo momma once wore a shirt with a big red x on the back of it...a helicopter landed on her

and successfully took back off

jc_gypsy7 · Post by **jc_gypsy7** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:39 pm

Yo momma is so hairy, she has corn rows on her toes

ohhhmyyygoddd · Post by **ohhhmyyygoddd** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:40 pm

yo mommas so fat and hairy she was on the empire state building observation deck tourists ont he ground insisted they were filming king kong 2

jc_gypsy7 · Post by **jc_gypsy7** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:41 pm

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:31 pm

Yo momma is so fat she went on an australian vacation and Steve Irwin's ghost tackled her from behind...