Baby

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:54 am

I didn't do it either. I must have skipped school that week.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:54 am

AutoPilate wrote:I didn't either, but then, I went to a school that actually taught you useful things.

What, like how to make snarky replies on online forums?

The advanced science classes had to dissect a cat head. It would make the whole school smell like chloroform. *shudder*Luckily I never had to do it.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:57 am

Mirage wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:I didn't either, but then, I went to a school that actually taught you useful things.
What, like how to make snarky replies on online forums?

Well, think about it: this exercise doesn't teach anyone anything directly applicable to being a real parent. You might as well give kids tin soldiers so they can learn how to properly seize a village in the middle of the night and slaughter its civilian population.

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:58 am

That is true. Mayb they should have to wtch real babies.

Post by **wintermute** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:02 am

AutoPilate wrote:Well, think about it: this exercise doesn't teach anyone anything directly applicable to being a real parent.

Not true... When BK did it, he learned how to fry an egg

... And cooking might be helpful to a real parent

'mute

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:06 am

Well, the way the human species seems to be devolving into some weaker version of itself, with allergies, a less than functional immune system and a predilection for growing tumors, I'm betting on our children having some sort of mortal distaste for eggs.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:08 am

I had a tumor, and never had an egg for a baby. Maybe the two are related? I don't know, but I feel like an omelet now.

charliebrown · Post by **charliebrown** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:12 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:That is true. Mayb they should have to watch real babies.

Yea they probley dont do that becuz not everyone at school lives in a stable household and the baby could get hurt or worse.

Also i think I will go with Parker! And Owen!!

charliebrown · Post by **charliebrown** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:15 pm

wintermute wrote:
AutoPilate wrote:Well, think about it: this exercise doesn't teach anyone anything directly applicable to being a real parent.
Not true... When BK did it, he learned how to fry an egg ... And cooking might be helpful to a real parent

'mute

lol im rly slow cause it took me a moment to get that. I dont want to learn how to cook a plastic baby doll though.

Auto: I agree all the baby does is cry alot and u just switch cloths for a diaper and burp and feed and thats it. It mostly will just deprive kids of sleep. But it doesnt teach the hardship of having a job and going to school and taking care of a kid.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:32 pm

charliebrown wrote:Also i think I will go with Parker! And Owen!!

That baby is going to be confused.

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:01 pm

i love the name parker....my b/f's baby nephews name!

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:02 pm

nobackspacebutton wrote:
stuart2004 wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:When I had to do the fake baby thing....we called it a flour baby..because we had to use a bag of flour as the body and sew on the body parts..(yeah, private school funding)...anyways, I was a big *Nsync Fan...so I named the baby James (because Lance's real name is James) and I made the doll have blonde hair and blue eyes, just like him. =P

How...cute?

heh
isnt lance gay...so you had a gay flower baby???

Hey, I support all bisexual and gay people. ^_^

dood I so totally called justin timberlake being the more successful one of that group

name it Trogdorr the Burninator

cup o' noodles · Post by **cup o' noodles** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:15 pm

AutoPilate wrote:What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down syndrome.

What's funnier than that?

Dead baby in a clown costume.

What's the worst part of killing a baby?

Getting blood all over your clown suit.

How do you save a baby from drowning?

Take your foot off it's head.

Sami · Post by **Sami** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:54 am

Parker is a pretty name

charliebrown · Post by **charliebrown** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:20 pm

I got a girl!
Lorelai Leigh Olivia

My Friend Named her Ricky Bobby!

Lonelygirl15

Baby

If Boy Should The Name Be?