Tech support war stories...

Post by **wintermute** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:04 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:Crack spoon hahahahaha

We've also caught people trying us use their whizzinator to pass their drug screens too. These people are idiots

'mute

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:12 pm

How did y'all catch them with the Whizzinator? That thing is almost fool-proof!

Post by **wintermute** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:20 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:How did y'all catch them with the Whizzinator? That thing is almost fool-proof!

All probationer tests are observed tests (thank %diety% I'm not in that department!

) and, well, did I mention that the probationers aren't always that smart?

'mute

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:27 pm

Forgot about that. ^_^

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:29 pm

so theres someone stood there looking at ur weiner wen ur trying 2 piss?
it would be hard to go

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:30 pm

iamcool wrote:so theres someone stood there looking at ur weiner wen ur trying 2 piss?
it would be hard to go

i thought they did that everywhere now?

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:32 pm

I don't know, when I took my drug test for my job (Which I passed AND I SMOKE WEED) no one watched me.

Post by **wintermute** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:38 pm

iamcool wrote:so theres someone stood there looking at ur weiner wen ur trying 2 piss?
it would be hard to go

Ummm... Yes... And that's why I'm glad I don't have that job

'mute

Post by **wintermute** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:39 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:I don't know, when I took my drug test for my job (Which I passed AND I SMOKE WEED) no one watched me.

For pre-employment screens, there's someone in the same room but the test itself if usually not observed.

'mute

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:40 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:I don't know, when I took my drug test for my job (Which I passed AND I SMOKE WEED) no one watched me.

u sure about that?

do u remember me now

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:41 pm

I'm glad I don't have that job either!!

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:48 pm

ForeverMourn wrote:I don't know, when I took my drug test for my job (Which I passed AND I SMOKE WEED) no one watched me.

I even passed a saliva test.

er....

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:49 pm

I'm sure you did, hahahahahaha.

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:55 pm

iamcool wrote:do u remember me now

Oh wait... Yeah I do remember you now... ^_^

ForeverMourn · Post by **ForeverMourn** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:36 am