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Jonas-zombie lurched up behind them with a tree limb and smashed Daniel-zombie's head in, causing Bree to fall to the ground.

....the next day....

"Where am I?" Bree pondered as she got out of an unfimiliar bed.

She heard a strange munching sound coming from the bathroom, and opened the door, only to discover . . .

"Owen?!" Bree exclaimed as Jonas was having his daily afternoon snack of stuffed animals.

Bree screamed as she realized that green slimy brains were streaming from the torn-open skull of P.Monkey, and that Jonas-zombie had what appeared to be the same substance smeared around his mouth.

Jonas looked up and laughed maniac-ish-ly and Bree ran out of the hellish place, only to find...

. . . Zombie-Sarah lurking in the hallway, clutching a bag of brain-flavored goldfish.

Zombie-Sarah saw Bree and began to pace towards her with a horrible grimace on her face.

"Have-a-goldfish-Bree," Zombie-Sarah chanted over and over again, reaching out her stiff, undead arms toward Bree's mouth.

Bree screamed and ran outside, only to find her self in a parallel universe, which made her scream even louder.

In the parallel universe, Bree and the other members of the TAAG were a popular singing group, traveling the country in a psychedelic van and having adventures, with the Harlem Globetrotters as occasional special guest stars.

Bree woke up to Jonas in her face saying "You must've had a bad dream because I have been caressing you for the past ten minutes and you did nothing but say 'no goldfish'."

Bree screamed, leaped up, and ran from the room, shrieking, "My purity bond!"

"But baby what about last night, didn't that mean anything to you!?" Jonas exclaimed while following Bree.

Jonas was startled when a sunglass-clad Watcher suddenly stepped in front of him from a side doorway, raising his hand in silent warning that Jonas not follow Bree any further, as Bree ran out the front door into the waiting arms of . . .