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Probably green. :D

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ROFL! How do you able to find me if I don't even know where I am??
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Oh trust me, I know ;)
“Farthest from your mind is the thought of falling back, in fact, it isn't there at all. And so you dig your hole carefully and deep, and wait.”

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that sounded so sexy!!!!
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Sim7lizard wrote:that sounded so sexy!!!!
Makes me wonder what else *babe knows. Do you know about me upgrading "Jackson" tonight?
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upgradin Jackson?
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The... um... toy I keep by my bed is ironically named "Jackson". I upgraded Jackson... the old one is now named Jonas.
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why do you use a toy??? Cute as you are you should be beatin them away with a stick!!!
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Sim7lizard wrote:why do you use a toy??? Cute as you are you should be beatin them away with a stick!!!
Well... I actually have a great man... but he lives in Maryland and I live in Tennessee. As much as I flirt and make sexual induendos online (which he knows about), I won't actually mess around with another man. As far as why I am not beatin them away with a stick... well... I stay home with my daughter all day, except when I go to school... I have NO social life outside of the internet... which believe it or not, I am happy with.

I did go out to a gay club St. Patty's Day with my neighbor to watch a drag show... I must say, I was extremely flattered by the fact that the only straight boy *a cutie too* decided to follow me around like a little puppy dog. I know I wasn't the only straight girl there for him to hit on. I was there with several of them.
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I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't care about you flirting with an 18 yo who is currently trying to win over a girl he just met (in real life) but is taking it slow...I don't think her friends like me >.>
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lonelyelendi wrote:I'm sure your boyfriend wouldn't care about you flirting with an 18 yo who is currently trying to win over a girl he just met (in real life) but is taking it slow...I don't think her friends like me >.>

Good luck on that one. That's a difficult thing to overcome. My boyfriend doesn't care about who I flirt with. I tell him about the things I say and he just laughs. He knows how my mind works (turning everything into sex), but he also knows that my heart belongs to him.
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I only know a few of her friends...she gave me her number though...we talk sometimes...trying to figure out when I'm going to ask her out.
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PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!!
If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
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Sim7lizard wrote:PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!! PERV!!!
Are you warning us about yourself, Sim?
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Post by Sim7lizard »

I was just trying to get the conversation back on track!!!


This thread is suppose to be full of sexual innuendo!!!


!!!!


Girls! Let me teach you hpw to play some crickets:

Ok girls, so I'm going to hit this ball with my bat, and I want you girls to spread out and try to get it in.


LMAO!!!!
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